World's Shortest Books

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    Trump supporters with integrity.

    This book has yet to be written
     
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    the long list of Republicans with intelligence and integrity:


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    List Of Australians With No Criminal Convictions
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    Number Of Days Since Nov 2016 Democrats Have Never Said Impeach
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    List Of PF Mods That Don't Wear High Heels And Stockings
     
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    Hillary Supporters Who Didn't Ask A Grown Up On How To Spell Integrity
     
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    agreed, there are no lies, ergo it is the world's shortest book... thanks fer your admision...
     
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    austrailians that actually put shrimp on the barbie
     
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    Australian Names Other Than Bruce And Shelia
     
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    Bloody hell but that would be massive

    Apart from a trend in the last 20 or so years to make up names we have a rise in indigenous names and an added extra of migrants from Asia with some unique names
     
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    list of austrailians that understand & enjoy british humor
     
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    Proof Of Russia Conspiracy in the White House
    by Adam Schiff
     
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    Impeachable Crimes Committed by Trump
    (0 pages)
     
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    As if any of the people who are beginning their runs for President are careful with the truth. I'm afraid the skills needed to win the office (i.e. scandalmongering, lying and polarizing the public) are not the same as those needed to be successful in it (i.e. compromising and looking a situation over from a neutral perspective).
     
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    Leading Democrat, 2020
    By DNC

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    While it is true that all politicians lie the BLOTUS is INCAPABLE of ever telling the truth and his INCOMPETENCE makes him UNFIT for office.
     
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    Democrat Platform 2020
    Chapter 1 - Hate Trump
    The End
     
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    My turn... I can do a lot of these.

    The French Guide to Winning Wars

    The Muslim Guide to Religious Freedom

    The German Guide to Respecting Your Neighbors' Borders

    The European Union Guide to Democracy

    The European Union Guide to Respecting National Sovereignty

    The Liberal Guide to Respecting Christians and Christianity

    The Iranian Guide to Respecting Human Rights

    The American College Guide to Respecting Free Speech

    The Latin American Guide to Political Stability

    The Haitian Guide to Economic Prosperity

    The Communist Guide to Respecting Private Property

    What's Yours Is Mine: All the Reasons Liberals Have For Taking Your Property

    List of Communist Defenders Who HAVEN'T Said, "That Wasn't REAL Communism"

    The Medical Industry's Guide to Drug-Free Living

    The NBA Guide to Standing Up For Freedom

    How Not to Be Evil, by Google

    How Not to Censor People You Disagree With, by YouTube

    Tolerance of Differing Opinions, by The American Left

    Why the Internet Is Great, by The Mainstream Media

    Why I Favor Open Borders and Live In a Gated Community, by American Leftists

    Non-Racist Reasons I Want to Live in Canada and Not Mexico, by American Leftists

    How to Tell the Truth, by CNN

    How to Be Objective, by The New York Times

    How to Get Along With Trump Supporters, by Maxine Waters

    and one more just for a little balance...

    How to Follow Through On Your Campaign Promises, by The Republican Party
     
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    List Of Trump's Presidential Days Where Liberals Have Not Cried
     
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    Excuses for Trump

    A, it’s Hillary’s fault

    B, ......................it’s Hillary’s fault

    Ad nauseum
     
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    FB_IMG_1560192823185.jpg Top Dem-controlled Retirement Cities
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