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World's Shortest Books

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Smartmouthwoman, Oct 27, 2011.

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  1. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Great American Humour - Funny jokes, clever one-liners and witty sayings.
     
    Nonnie, Nov 4, 2019
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    LOVE you Nonnie.
     
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    Chinese Jokes
     
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    You obviously have not read, and have zero knowledge of Who Really Cares -

    Who Really Cares:

    America's Charity Divide,

    Who Gives, Who Doesn't and Why It Matters


    by Arthur C. Brooks

    Liberals DO NOT give.
    Atheists DO NOT give.
     
    ChemEngineer, Nov 21, 2019
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    Take Care of Your Husband
    by Lesbo Hillary
     
    ChemEngineer, Nov 21, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Did I piss you off darling?
     
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    Ah, commentary from a humorless Brit. I can understand. Life is tough there. Socialism, outrageous prices, half of your population wants to keep the Muslim Stream flowing inbound, outrageous price of maintaining your archaic "Royalty."

    How's this for a short book:

    Names of British Subjects Who Want to Abolish Costly Royalty That Does Nothing
     
    ChemEngineer, Nov 21, 2019
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    Not remotely. I simply pointed out your wonderfully short book! It saved so much on paper and ink.

    And I am not, and will never be your "darling." May I suggest you try one of San Francisco's many Tent Cities.....

    Eureka! There's a book.

    What California is Doing to Provide Housing and Civilize Barbarians
     
    ChemEngineer, Nov 21, 2019
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    Aussies Who Are Not Descended From Deported British Prisoners
     
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    Subtitled:
    Men Who Asked Me Out On A Date
     
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    How to win at golf by Donald Trump.
     
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    How to Be Successful at SOMETHING - ANYTHING!

    by Hillary Lesbo Two-Time Loser Clinton
    with non-introduction by Sallyally
     
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    Speaking my "truth" to power, by Adam Schiffty for brains.
     
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    Integrity’s place in my personal and professional life by Donald Trump.
     
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    Top bid in Bridge by Nancy Pelosi.
     
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    Things I've done that before put America First ahead of party by Moscow Mitch.
     
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    Kindness and Honesty and America First by the Democratic National Convention

    Practicing What I Preach by Al Whale Gore
     
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    The Big Book On Left Wing Economic Wisdom
     
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    Stable Genius. By Donald Trump
     
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    Brainwashing simpletons to worship you. By Donald Trump.
     
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    Take Care of Your Husband
    by Inadequate Melania
     
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    Americans Who Are Not Descended From Other Countries' Losers and Rejects
     
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    Ah yes, calling everyone "simpletons" because YOU LOST and YOU'RE HYPER-EMOTIONAL three years later will convert millions to your side. Well, that and beating them over their heads with steel pipes while you wear cowardly black masks.
    Since you have nothing worthwhile to say, you can join all the other GENIUSES on my Ignore List.
    ciao
     
    ChemEngineer, Nov 23, 2019
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    How to sustain a long happy marriage. Donald Trump.
     
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