Yet another overweight celebrity dies of a heart attack; everyone shocked.

Last week, a fatass by the name of James Galdolfini, who was famous for playing a somewhat important character on a somewhat well-known TV show, had a Big Mac Attack and died. Fellow fatass Chris Christie ordered the flags in New Jersey to be flown at half-staff that day, because celebrities who eat themselves to death deserve the same respect as national heroes who die trying to save the lives of others. Previous celebrities who died by the fatness of their own asses include John Candy (1994) and Chris Farley (1997).

Ex-fatasses Drew Carey and Oprah Winfrey, who lost a lot of weight after learning that being fat is bad for your health, are still alive and well.

I'm taking bets on who's next. Louie Anderson, perhaps?

 

seen oprah lately? she aint no skinny mama..guess all that hope and change didnt work out for her too well..she eats way too much fried chicken


and before one of you liberals says that is racist she admitted on tv that fried chicken was her favorite meal..that she would eat it three times a day if she could

 

Slow day at the ranch or just have some extra keystrokes to waste?

Where I come from you don't call people names behind their back or worse yet behind the anonymity of an alias on the internet. You also respect the dead because they especially can't teach you some manners.

James Gandolfini, was a talented actor but more important a dedicated father to his son... I'm most certain by the tone of your post that you have achieved far more in your world as he did in his.

Heart attacks kill people regardless their BMI.... How about Jim Fixx? Fitness freak, health nut, dead at 52 of a heart attack; how does that fit into your little rampage?

I'm guessing here, but it doesn't look to me like it's about health or even death, just name calling... Try growing a functional pair and do it in person next time.... who knows, the dumbass that gets kicked might be your own and you'll be far better for it.

 

You're right. The Internet is no place for personal insults

 

She does the yo-yo, always fluctuating... She bounces back and forth between significantly obese, and gigantic fatass of massive proportions.

 

Oprah can't even give a proper interview without making stupid semantical mistakes, and yet gets paid about a billion dollars to make one... So people who are so famous that they get paid so much to do a (*)(*)(*)(*) job of something can have the internet hecklers poke a bit of fun at them as part of the deal.

 

Why didn't you just say Tony Soprano? You typed extra letters to be less informative! I had to use a search engine!

 

That would have made him sound important.

 

Does it make you feel better about yourself when you attack strangers who are dead?

 

T is dead ? Who ordered the hit ?

 

Well if it's an assassination we're talking about, I'd say it was Obama!

 

Encouraged, no doubt,.by the ease with which his neoZionist clients get away with it.