You can't make it up!

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  1. Liberty Monkey

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    https://www.reviewjournal.com/news/...thel-owner-wins-nevada-assembly-race-1521112/

     
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    That is Crazy Hilarious.

    And to think, before I heard about this, I thought that the only Whorehouse Pimp in politics was Trump.
     
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    You're mixed up with Hillary.
     
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    random pause too good not to share.
     
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    I probably couldn't even recreate that shot again, so I shared, and what better than 'You can't make it up!'? IDK, I just wanted to capture that pause lol, made me lol how it looked when it paused.


    ... Guess it was funnier at the time.
     
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    I was trying to play that when I first read it this morning lol, too early ;)
     
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    A niece posted this amusing bit.

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    Subject: NEW ATM MACHINE PROCEDURES

    I'm just saying!!!

    new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

    'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.


    Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

    After months of careful research, "GENDER SPECIFIC" procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'
    *******************************
    MALE PROCEDURE:
    1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    2. Put down your car window.
    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    6. Put window up
    7. Drive off.


    *******************************

    FEMALE PROCEDURE:

    1. Drive up to cash machine.
    2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
    3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
    4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
    5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
    6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
    7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
    8. Insert card.
    9. Re-insert card the right way.
    10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
    11. Enter PIN.
    12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    13. Enter amount of cash required.
    14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
    15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
    16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
    17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of check book.
    18. Re-check makeup.
    19. Drive forward 2 feet.
    20. Reverse back to cash machine.
    21. Retrieve card.
    22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
    23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
    24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
    25. Re-dial person on cell phone.
    26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

    27. Release Parking Brake.

    ********************************

    TRANSGENDER PROCEDURE

    1. ????????????????????????


    I'm curious what actions the #ME TOO movement will take in response to this clearly misogynistic slander.
     
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