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  1. Moi621

    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Thank You

    I did, LOL. Honest.
    I will tell this one.

    :lol:
     
    Moi621, May 27, 2015
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    Now that one I really liked!!!!!!

    Is there something wrong, perverted, evil and twisted about me that I don't consider that to be tasteless at all??????
     
    DennisTate, May 27, 2015
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    Q: What does a camel bottom and the bottom of the Persian gulf have in common?
    A: They're both covered with Arab seamen.

    Q: What's brown and sticky?
    A: A stick.

    Wife: "You never listen to me. You only hear what you WANT to hear!"
    Me: "Why, yes... I think I WILL have another beer.... Thanks!"

    Moi621, Wolverine and Mohammad walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says: "What? Is this some kinda joke?!?"
     
    Hotdogr, May 27, 2015
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    So true!
     
    Blinda Vaganto, Jul 20, 2015
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    I already have, many times, and it gets better every time:salute:
    Enjoy!
     
    everyman2013, Jul 20, 2015
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  7. Moi621

    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    In a recent interview, 70-year-old Mick Jagger revealed his secret to looking so young.


    It's by standing next to Keith Richards.


    Moi :oldman:

    r > g

     
    Moi621, Aug 27, 2015
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    My grandfather had the strength of ten men.

    He was a slave owner.


    If I had a dollar for every time I was racist...

    Black people would rob me.


    My black friend Leroy phoned the doctor for an appointment.

    She said she could fit him in.

    Little does she know.



    Whitney Houston and her daughter, Bobbi Brown, both died in a bath.

    Let this be a lesson to all black people wishing to try something new.




    Moi :oldman:

    r > g


     
    Moi621, Aug 27, 2015
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    Need your help on this one to pass along. A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats plus airfare, accommodation, etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding - so he can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Peter's Church, in New York City, at 5 p.m. Her name is Louise. She's 5' 6", about 120 lbs., good cook, makes $130,000 a year! She will be the one in the white dress.
     
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    the little rascal's class were having a spelling test . the teacher asks if anyone can use the word " admire" in a sentance. spanky raises his hand and says , " i admire my dog . " good job ", the teacher replies, " now , who can use " respect " in a sentance ?" alfalfa raises his hand and says , " i respect spanky for admiring his dog . "ok ", replies the teacher , " now who can use the word ' dictate ' in a sentance ?" there is a silence in the class, then all of a sudden buckwheat says , " darla how did my dictate!?"
     
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    rectum, damn near killed em!
     
    guttermouth, Dec 3, 2016
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    A tasteless joke?
    Trump!

    How about dumb?
    Two iron workers walked into a bar.

    It hurt.
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Dec 3, 2016
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    and hillary failed to pick up a hammer
     
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    That joke is more age (old) related, many don't remember how Buckwheat talked.
     
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    Guy comes home to find his live-in girl friend packing.

    "What are you doing?" he asks.

    "I'm leaving you," she replies.

    "Why?"

    "I found out you are a pedophile."

    "Pedophile," he says, "that's a might big word for a nine year old."
     
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    Alyssa Wright
    Winner of the Nicole Brown - Simpson Award 2016
    Tasteless Humor or Reality?​

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/teen-allegedly-strangles-high-school-145300993.html

    Image http://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/well-mannered-boyfriend-accused-strangling-year-old/72wGpRbfoHcvS1yYGfHL8H/ Image.

    A 19-year-old allegedly strangled his high school sweetheart to death and now her family wants answers.

    Police found Alyssa Wright, 19, dead in her boyfriend’s home on Wednesday night after she was reportedly killed the night before.

    Police then charged Elijah Ramoutar with murder, according to police.

    :hmm:​
     
    Moi621, Dec 11, 2016
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    I'll go! Tell her I'm a 56 year-old unemployed alcoholic who lives with his parents, got kicked out of college with a major in communications. I'll be there in a stolen suit.
     
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    Oh, hellz no! I'm sending her my hussy. You get the next one. :p

    Sent via Tapatalk
     
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    Little seven year old Billy is talking to his seven year old friend Susie.

    Billy: Look at my new shoes, aren't they great?

    Susie: My shoes are way better, see how they light up.

    Billy: Yea well I have a cool computer in my bedroom that my dad lets me use just like it's mine.

    Susie: I have my very own personal Applemac and its all mine!

    Billy (getting a little annoyed): Well I grew two inches and my mom says I'm growing real fast.

    Susie: Whatever, I'm still taller than you.

    Billy, in anger, pulls down his pants and pulls out his little pee-pee then smugly says, "I have one of these, so there!"

    Susie, unperturbed and wearing no panties, flips up her dress, and says...

    "Yea well I have one of these and mommy says with one of these I can get as many of those as I want!!"
     
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    Aye, and this is why we are so hated, I suppose... bahahahaha! It's only funny on paper because in reality most of us are just not cut by that mold.
     
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    We? You mean brunettes?

    - - - Updated - - -

    :)
    ...............
     
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    I went darker intentionally to get away from all the blonde hype, but to little or no avail, it seems. LOL I could be a different character every day and that would be normal for any one who knows me IRL. ;)
     
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