The Worst Music You've Ever Heard Thread?!?!

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  1. HereWeGoAgain

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    Ketchup song ftw! :D
     
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    Justin Bieber's song, Baby. :disbelief:
     
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    Criiiiiingeee. These girls must be so ashamed over this today. :laughing:
     
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    All love songs sung by children are cringey as hell.
     
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    :laughing: That's hilarious yet annoying at the same time.
     
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    If you care here is a translation lol;
    In a pink helicopter,
    I will fly home to you
    In a pink helicopter,
    I'll fly to you everyday

    In a pink helicopter,
    All the way to you
    In a pink helicopter,
    I'll fly through the stars to you

    Lying awake in bed
    In the middle of the night
    And thinking of you
    It feels like my dreams
    Are betraying me

    Alone on my room,
    Longing and thinking of you
    Oh, I know what I want
    I want to touch the sky once more

    In a pink helicopter,
    I will fly home to you
    In a pink helicopter,
    I'll fly to you everyday

    In a pink helicopter,
    All the way to you
    In a pink helicopter,
    I'll fly through the stars to you

    I leave early for school
    It's best when you feel like this
    Because I just wanted to see
    If you were already there

    When we had geography
    You sat there, waiting for me
    Oh, I know what I want
    I want to touch the sky once more

    In a pink helicopter,
    I will fly home to you
    In a pink helicopter,
    I'll fly to you everyday

    In a pink helicopter,
    All the way to you
    In a pink helicopter,
    I'll fly through the stars to you

    In a pink helicopter,
    I'll fly all the way
    To you, to you,
    To you

    :laughing:
     
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    "These boots are made for walkin" Absolutely the worst lyrics ever and
    Anything actually sung by Bob Dylan whose voice is most closely resembles pigs flucking.
     
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    There were quite a few of those children bands (paedophile's dream lol) when I was growing up. Here are two more cringey examples:



    Suddenly feel an urgent crave for pink bubblegum. :laughing:
     
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    We have our own versions of those, like Britney Spears dressed as a school girl, singing "hit me baby one more time."
     
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    Unfortunately, your sh*t reaches us too so we get both lol. At least Britney was a teen when she sang that. These girls are bloody preteens.

    Anyways, shouldn't be too harsh on the ones I shared, they are just kids afterall... But still, it is terrible music. Wonder what they are up to today. :p
     
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    Teen/preteen, not much difference a lot of times. :)
     
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    Depends. Maybe not mentally, but defibitely physically. :p
     
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    That depends too. :D
     
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    Well, if we compare Britney Spears when she released "Hit me baby one more time" to the girls I posted, it is obvious who is less of an adult. :p
     
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    She still looked pretty young though. Some kids develop earlier and some later. Sometimes, not much "development" is happening at all.
     
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    This one is definitely among the worst pieces of lyrical vomit I have ever heard. Lol had actually even forgotten that this thing existed. Just awful.
     
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    This is not even meant as serious song and is just a parody mocking teenage girls, but I still think it qualifies as an awful song. :p
     
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    I've found two types of music in all my listening...that which I like and that which somebody else likes...I've made a deal with them that they are free to listen to and enjoy the latter while I stay free to do likewise with the former....
     
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    I'll do it by genre: rap (other than RUN DMC), death metal (and its close cousins), polkam, klezmer and any music using an Erhu or similar instrument - it sounds like a cat being slowly killed; all should have been left on the trash heap of forgotten ideas.
     
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    Haven't read through, but no mention of Jedward (Lipstick) yet?

    Then again, it's good badness. Really good badness. I can't decide whether to love em or hate em.
     
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    bahaha...looked it up but couldn't post it. They look like extreme Justin Biebers.
     

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