Smartie's Bar & Grill #68

Cheapest of Eats.What a prospector who can't locate meat
might think is Heaven.
Plus it's nothing but crap on a plate.No substance whatever.
I remember having a couple buddies who thought Biscuits & Gravy
were the dying end.I found out later when we went to a Jerry's
diner than they didn't how to order a steak.
When they ordered the steak the waitress asked how they wanted
it.The one buddy { a younger brother of other buddy },said
Done.I want the steak done.They both virtually lived for their
cigs and Marlboro's.And of course stuff like Biscuits & Gravy.

 

Cmon now.....when da girls makeada biscuits-n-gravy. You cleandaplate. KnowwhatImean.

 

Wadda ... Noah a nice a pizza Pie ah !

 

No Pizzapie. Falena is still out doing her own kinda landscaping....but now you got me wondering if our girls know how to bake.

 

Oh uhoo Girls......Just a quick reminder.

 

Remember well the decade when Pineapple was considered
a fitting ingredient on a Pizza.That was in the early 80's
and in my estimation the worst by far decade for Movies
and music.Plus the mode of dress and hair was stupid.
Chalk it up to the Disco Craze and crap music like the Bee Gee's
and dumb John Travolta flicks like - Saturday Night Fever - { 1977 }
Barbarino however is a very good actor.But his latest - Gotti - { 2018 }
seems to be a big flop.Some suggest he had too much control over
the character and the production.

 

Yeah I'm not fond of Pineapple on a Pizza. Last time my brother was in town he ordered a Pizza with Chicken on it. I was like thas not a Pizza. Thas just some dough with chicken bits mixed in.


I was like WhasamattawitU.


Oh, and I didn't Mind Tina Turners Hair back in the 80s.



Although, I don't ever recall the Hairstyle. I think I was a bit more focused. Just sayin.

 

First of all too many ingredients on a pizza render it somewhat
over done.Like a Great New York Strip steak ordered well done.
No sense in ordering a nice cut of steak and bleed out all the
tasty juices.
Same with a fine pasta dish.Just a few really important ingredients of
the freshest type and cooked tenderly.The best Pasta noodles are
made c/o of little old Italian ladies who spent decades making sure
how to perfect the taste and texture.Like Fine Wine,however that
depends on climate like a vintage year.

 

Funny how that applies to women, huh?

 

I never considered women like a good steak,properly seasoned and
grilled.More like maybe a fresh pastry cream puff.Preferably a
Bavarian Cream puff.

 

97° F here in Coalinga, Ca.

Feelin' Hot Hot Hot!

 

For dinner at 8:30 pm a normal time --

- homemade lamb stew

- crisp white wine

- shot of moonshine chaser.

 

With the 4th Of July holiday approaching it is getting hot all over the USA.

I will go elk scouting for the leftover tag draw in 3 weeks.

 

Seriously,Truly,Really More info than a sane male needs to know.
Even those porn stars who have graduated into the school for
dirty old men.

 

Ahh come on Foolie the Bee Gees could record the phone book and it would be a hit.

 

He is talking about goats not dirty old men. Believe it or not, there is a difference.

 

From the shows I've watched and even a movie - Walking Out - {2017}
Hunting Elk ain't no piece of cake.Anything but.
It'd be like little Timmy goes hunting with his Daisy BB gun
for Bear.Grizzly bear at that.Ain't gonna hoppin'.

 

We were pretty hot here up into the 97's might have even reached 100 in spots. One of those spots was my back yard. The heat was brutal and then we had a wind blow in, hot winds just don't cool a bit.

 

They kinda suck in the same way the Partridge Family sucked when
they sang.I'm not agin' that kinda music.Abba had it's place.

 

We were talking about a fine wine. Not a steak. Just sayin.

 

Good morning toasty people. Ya know, renting a piece of land to park your car on is ridiculous if you think about it. I parked in a lot a little closer to my bldg this morning and it cost me a dollar more! I could park myself in a nice cool movie theater for the $8.25 a day it costs to park my car in the hot sun!

<end of rant>

 

YIKES!

 

Sometimes, I wish I had that option ….. all the parking spots at the office get full blast past noon. I do try and put the heat to good use, however.

 

Are you trying to tell us you was sweating?

 

Well I know how you could have parked for free Sugah.