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  1. MMC

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    Well I seen Fire and I seen Rain.....but they don't compare to a Country Girl that can Shake It for me.





    Just sayin.
     
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    All he needs is a nice pair of earrings and a shave to disguise any lingering toxicity.
     
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    Grape seed oil FTW.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I saw yesterday an Internet ad for this Hemp oil.
    All Natural and just a drop or two under the tongue or
    in yer coffee will do ya.Takes effect in about 20 minutes.
    The product is VitaLife. Supposed to help with pain and anxiety.
    That is why I come here,to this Pop stand.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Grace Kelly { a dazzling Hollywood actress } before marrying a Prince
    did the 50's Movie with Bing Crosby - The Country Girl - { 1954 }
    Based on a Clifford Odets { not a fan of } play.
    They made Grace Kelly as homely and unattractive as possible.
    Because her hubby in the flick was Bing Crosby { a closet drunk }
    who had a bad reputation and was hoping to land a choice role in a
    new Play.
    Why did they go out of the way to make Grace Kelly look unattractive.
    because she and Bing were living on the verge or being homeless
    and Bing had a tendency to blame his wife for his acting errors of judgement.
    One myth being that it was his wife { Grace } who had a drinking problem.
    Also a problem with creating stories which weren't true.
    The Audience learns about 3/4th way thru the film it was Bing,
    In fact ,who created myths and transferred { projected }his weakness' onto
    her.I'm not sure why the Film was titled - Country Girl -.
    Grace Kelly never looked so dour and unappealing.However she was
    awarded her only Oscar for Best Actress.
    She could have won for - Rear Window - as well.
    Possibly - Mogambo - { 1953 } also.
     
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    Well...never got the basement windows but I got a couple of windows. Also got an old mirror . It was just too wide to fit flat on the back of the pickup 44 inches wide and eight foot long. Had a corner busted out. Took it to a glass shop and the will cut the bad end off for 5 bucks. So I will get a 6 foot by 44 inch mirror. I also got a mirror 20 inches wide and 92 inches long. The lady ask my wife and I how we ever got it on the truck...."very very carefully " the floor under all that glass had collapsed. It was scary but we got it done. Also got some door frame wood. Supposed to rain tomorrow. Also got some more siding.
     
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    More Info than need be.
    However I also have the same problem.
     
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    Homade fruitcakes are the best.
     
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    You got something against wearing big buckles on shoes?
     
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    Food always tastes better cooked outside.
     
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    It is hard to explain the difficult and dangerous task of moving that mirror from the rotten floor to the back of the truck without getting anyone hurt or breaking the glass. Had to take off the door to get it out.
     
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    Never liked fruitcake as a kid. But now?...mmm...
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Kinda .Too Charles Dickens or - Oliver Twist -.
    That style never really had legs.
    I don't care if Style Gurus like John Varvatos tink udderwise.
    I just as soon hear a kid wail when in Neiman Marcus with
    Mommy as she traipses off to check out Diamond Earrings.
    Wailing .... Goo Goo GaGa Gucci Gucci
     
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    Have you ever considered becoming a brain surgeon.
     
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    Yeah ... says who.I don't think even Paul Bunyon believes that.
    Let alone Santa.
     
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    Not if you is an Irish Lass and have a Pot of Gold hidden somewhere. :)


     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning barflies. Roofers overhead.... gonna be a noisy day. Might go fishin. :fishing:
     
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    never transport glass 'flat', always stand it on edge ;)
     
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    You work for Farmer's Insurance?
     
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    You owe me a new computer screen.....
     
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    Log into PF, 11 notifications in my alerts. 10 from The Bar... and 1 lonely, misguided poster....

    *sigh* I think I'll go play email tag with the No-Help Desk for our accounting software, as to why it's truncating names on the pre-W-2 reports.....
     
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    How did you guess? Brain surgeon is my day job when not writing Hollywood Blockbusters.
     
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    I should have known better. But we did transport it on edge. Now we have to get it home and frame it. Thinjung about a shadowbox frame.
     
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    Comedies or Horror.? Maybe Suspense ... eh.
    Or an updated TV series remake of - Ben Casey -.
     
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