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A light hearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol VIII <<MOD WARNING>>

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  1. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Sallyally, May 4, 2020
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    I don't think she really likes Trump, after the crap he pulled with not one, but two women, just after she gave birth.
     
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    Two things- NDA and Pre-nup.
     
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    Yeah, and no doubt a Trump prenup is thicker than the Gutenberg Bible.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    You sound jealous of him. Regardless, I learned a long time ago not to presume to know what goes on between couples behind closed doors.

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    A very cute couple:
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    FB_IMG_1588786151095.jpg Melania with her mom & sister. We can see where she gets her good looks.
     
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    It's a common tactic of many on the right to accuse any criticism of Trump as "jealousy".

    Nice, but it's really a weak argument. In fact, it's not an argument at all. If I were jealous of anyone in this world, it would not be Trump. Brad Pitt, maybe, but not Trump.
    Well, they are famous, and "Enquiring minds want to know".
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I mean jealous of Trump because he's got a woman like Melania. Someone asked the president how he could sleep at night knowing so many people hated him. Trump replied, "Naked, with a supermodel."

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    Look, personally, there is no way in hell I would seek, envy, nor marry a supermodel, . Especially one as tall as her, especially one with fake breasts, which are utterly repugnant to my eyes.

    I prefer a less intimidating kind of beauty, smaller more contoured figure, like that of Norah Jones. Like my current girl friend.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I can tell you're a very deep person who knows what's important in life.

    bod·y sham·ing
    noun
    1. the action or practice of humiliating someone by making mocking or critical comments about their body shape or size.
    It's a leftist thing...

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    Smartie and Melania, sitting in a tree.......
     
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    .......F. I. S. T. I. N. G.
     
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    She's his rock. Kinda like ValJar was for Barack... but much classier.

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    Oh!
     
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    My account must have been hacked by some uncouth yobo. Please disregard.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman, your comments are betraying your moniker.

    Oh FFS. If you accuse me of envying Trump because his wife is beautiful, then her beauty becomes fair game. You set the parameters, not I.

    And speaking of body shaming, the man you accuse me of 'envying" said the following about women

    I've got about 50 more quotes, if you are interested, this one's a beaut:

     
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    So you didn't say she's too tall and has fake breasts which you find disgusting?

    When it comes to demeaning comments toward women, this is a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

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    She's always right there, rain or shine. :)

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    ...waiting for his ass to drop dead so the pre-nup is fulfilled.
     
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    True.

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    Interesting handclasp

    Note her hand is only lightly resting in his
     
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    He is so caring and considerate of her!

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    Look at her face

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    Yes Donald it is share and share alike

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