A light hearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol VIII <<MOD WARNING>>

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    Poor Mellie

    You look at this picture and you know that Trump wanted her to “enhance” her breasts
     
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    I googled “Melania big bum” and all I got were pictures of Donnie!!:p
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Gorgeous!

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    If you think this one is bad there is one involving big bird a gorilla and Michelle!
     
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    “When the Trumps are unhappy with each other, Melania wears menswear – because Trump notoriously likes to see women in tight, short, ubersexy and feminine dresses”
    Not menswear, but not tight, short , ubersexy or a dress.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Happy Bday, MO

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    What a joke that was. A woman with absolutely no training in nutrition, mandating what ALL of us eat. Glad the school lunch nonsense is going back to local rule. Now they need to redesign Michelle's food pyramid.
     
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    Yeah! Suuuuuure!

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    A heart attack on a plate

    Meanwhile in the real world

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    Happy birthday Mike!
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    “Ready to Read, Ready to Learn"; Childhood Literacy”
    Laura Bush chose a worthwhile cause.
     
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    Some First Ladies have been very interesting women.

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    She was a former dancer and fashion model before she met and married the future President Gerald Ford. A first lady serving in the 70s, she was known for her chic bob and silk scarves. Later she would champion breast cancer awareness and substance abuse recovery.
     
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    Had the honor of meeting her and her husband.
     
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    You have got to be kidding me?! Rather you like Trump or not anyone that can see can see Melania is absolutely stunning! The most gorgeous First Lady we have ever had.

    I also find it interesting that the party who cries out "sexism", "feminism," and "body positive" bull crap would make a remark like this in all honesty, but I guess it doesn't pertain to criticizing Conservative women, does it?

    Also it's doubtful she has put on much weight at all. There are such things as unflattering angles, photo manipulation, posing vs candid etc. I will say if taking a photo in a high waisted outfit it can give the illusion of shorter limbs and/or a boxier frame making one look heavier. If that dress was looser the fabric would buldge and bunch and make her look heavier, with looking like she has a gut, love handles and weird butt. Pencil dresses are pesky that way; better suited for women who have no curves, no butt, no hips because it does accentuate those areas. Overall, Melania is a hell of a sharp dresser and always looks gorgeous!
     
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    Shot using HDR, I can't think of anyone that could look good being shot unedited with using HDR and that close up? Nobody could pass that... You're really reaching! You don't have to like her, but the woman is remarkably beautiful regardless of the unflattering photo you posted.
     
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    Watching the Trump haters infest and haunt this thread, brings me joy. Keep hating, haters. lol
     
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    Are you supposed to see the lines of her underwear?
     
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    And Obama haters - do they “bring you joy” as well?
     
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    and the multiple unflattering photos of Michelle - will you make the same defence then?
     
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    This page has nothing to do with him. Thank you for the entertainment
     
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    Barely shows, seems you're really reaching. Pencil dresses unfortunately because they are meant to be tight which can show underwear. Should have been worn with hosiery, I will say that. However, if we're gonna get into fashion blunders on underwear lines there are other offenders....Michelle Obama also is showing panty line, tell me should she go up a half size too? Are the Melania haters mocking her weight going to also talk about Michelle's?
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    Melania has bad clothes advisors. She should dress with more maturity. No longer a twenty year old nymphette. We all know what her figure is like as we’ve seen it with no clothes.
     
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    In some cases probably so we have a viscous press looking to get the most unflattering photos whenever possible, but I can also say Michelle in MANY cases Michelle didn't dress for her body type....ALOT! Plus a lot easier to get unflattering photos of Michelle than Melania.
     
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    Melania has control over what photos are shown and that’s why the blunders are rarely seen.
     
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    Pretty typical response...
     
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