So I've got a new phrase for you to consider. Here's how it came to be. We have a small stand that is next to our bathroom door. It's our cat's favorite place. he camps it like a World Of Warcraft camping a spawning area to gank new players. So we often pet her when we pass her to go to the bathroom. So I started calling her toll cat because when you pet her you're paying the toll to got to the bathroom. The I was joking around and calling her Tolstyo cat. Then the two words emerged to: Are you ready for this? Drum roll please.... Tolling Tolstoy. So there you go.