A win for citizens of Wisconsin

This is what happens when wannabe dictators get put in time out, and can't hold their citizens live hostage. The Supreme Court of Wisconsin blocked--in a justified and righteous manner, Wannabe Dictator Evers stay at home order. Wisconsin is a role model now for the rest of the country to follow. These stay at home orders don't save lives, they stall lives. Aside from the fact they are unlawful.

The meltdown from lockdown advocates makes this win all the more satisfying. The right to assemble cannot, and will not be infringed come hell or high water. We do realize COVID could simply be the common flu and pneumonia batched together, right?

 

Yeah, goodluck with that....

 

Good luck with what>The ability to go to a bar, to you know? Actually live life? This isn't some alien virus we're dealing with here, its from the same family as the common flu.

The people who are actually pitiful here are the ones who believe we should lock everything down and fine those who try to exercise their freedoms, like they started doing n Colorado and Pennsylvania.

 

You have a medical degree?

 

Reminder: Adolf Hitler Also Wanted To Go Outside And Do Things.

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U.S.—Many Americans are growing tired of the lockdown and want to once again leave their homes and go do things. As many historians note, this is similar to the attitude of genocidal maniac Adolf Hitler.

“If there is one thing Hitler was known for,” says historian Eric Reese, “it’s that he would leave his house and do things -- such as go to a restaurant, go to the store, or give a speech to a large crowd. It’s interesting -- and maybe scary -- that so many Americans want to do some of those same things.”​

There are many photos of Hitler outside, providing ironclad proof that Hitler also liked to leave his house. It’s not certain, though, what the connection is between hateful bigotry and not wanting to be trapped in one’s own home. “We can’t know what’s motivating these people who want to get out of their houses,” said California Governor Gavin Newsom, “but is genocide next? History says yes.”

In Hitler’s final days, though, he did dutifully shelter in place -- living in a bunker -- despite wanting to go outside, so historians note that people who actually do go outside are in fact “worse than Hitler.”

 

If I’m reading this right, is the historian trying to compare Hitler to everyday Americans? I reread this a few times and that’s the conclusion I came to.

 

Don't be like Hitler, or even worse, "worse than Hitler"!

Several States Issue Orders Requiring People To Run Around In Giant Hamster Balls.

See how happy and safe they look? Hitler never did anything like this.​

U.S.— Americans in several states are readily adopting new social distancing measures that will guarantee that no one ever gets sick again. California, New York, Michigan and Washington state legislatures have all issued new orders to their citizens to indefinitely don a plastic hamster ball whenever they decide to travel outside their home. The human-sized hamster balls are made to be impervious to all foreign particulate matter from the outside world including viruses and bacteria.

“I guess if it keeps everybody safe, we have to accept the new normal,” said Carol from Seattle, WA, as she attempted to climb into the hollow sphere and snap the plastic portal back into a tight seal so she could get over to the grocery store. When she reached her car she quickly realized that she could not open her car door, or indeed interact with her car at all in any way, so she began the 2 mile journey to the store with a carefully executed controlled roll down her driveway. ​

The hollow safety spheres are creating a stir and cities are quickly scrambling to invent new traffic codes and install “tracks” along the roads that cars were once allowed to travel in order to minimize collisions and the occasional hamster ball getting stuck in a culvert or sliding off into a ditch.

“This is just the way things have to be and anyone who disagrees just wants grandmas to die,” declared Governor of Michigan, Gretchen "Half" Whitmer. “My conscience is as clear as these plastic safety spheres,” she said as she pointed to the recently added selection of human-sized hamster balls right next to the seeds and gardening tools which were still behind a rope barrier and various signs deeming those items non-essential. ​

Citizens will have to travel to the store somehow to purchase the safety spheres and there is a grace period until everyone is able to pick one up.

“You can walk into a store with a mask, but you have to roll out in a safety sphere,” declared Governor Andrew Cuomo. ​

“You don’t want to be carried out in a coffin do you?” the governor added. ​

 

Link to this? The notion of running around in a giant hamster ball is absurd.

 

The title was intended to be a link. Try this.

Several States Issue Orders Requiring People To Run Around In Giant Hamster Balls.

https://babylonbee.com/news/some-st...-outside-to-run-around-in-giant-hamster-balls

 

Genius.

 

This is evolution in action....aka the Darwin awards.

 

USA Today should apologize to Wisconsin.

Newsweek reported, “In Wisconsin, One of the First States to Reopen, Corona Virus Cases Are Declining.”

That’s nice, but Wisconsin did not re-open. Its Supreme Court refused to let it fascist Democrat governor shutter the state.

First the governor tried to use covid-19 to cancel the primary election and replace it with a mail-in substitute.

The court read the state constitution and state law, and told him to pound salt. The election went on as planned. Democrats predicted death, destruction, and carnage.