Americans, if you had a super power, what would it be, and how would you use it?

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  1. Daggdag

    Daggdag Well-Known Member

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    My power would be the ability to absorb knowledge from any informational medium (books, cd's, dvd's etc...)

    I would use this to gain both academic and vocational knowledge. I would create new technologies to help mankind.
     
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    The12thMan Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Wonderful question. I would fly. I know you may think it's boring, but my kids grew up and live all over. I'm also expecting a grandson this summer.
     
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    I already have that power. It doesn't do me any good, and I can't benefit mankind unless I let rich parasites own my power, make me humiliate myself to serve them, and pay me a tiny percentage of what that power is worth. If you can't understand the concept of some of the greatest computer geniuses knowing nothing about computers, then you can't understand what has been going on throughout my lifetime. A seed doesn't grow in sand.
     
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I would gain the power to manipulate all matter at will, and would use it to gain great wealth, eliminate those I choose, save those I considered worthy, and make free energy for everyone.
     
  5. Aleksander Ulyanov

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    I'd choose the power of temporal fugue, basically, the ability to travel in time. I'd use it to gain great wealth by traveling into the future and obtaining next week's copy of the the WSJ. I'd just spend the money and enjoy it, though I might give some to people I liked.
     
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    Albert Di Salvo New Member

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    I already have the power to walk into a crowded bar or restaurant and force a table to open up immediately.
     
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    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The ability to pick 6 lucky numbers the next time the lottery hits big bucks..
     
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    Doppleganger......basically the next time I have to listen to someone who is whiny or boring I would turn invisible and silent, but a copy of me would appear at the same time and nod and say "I hear you" ever few seconds. Then I could slip away unnoticed and do more important stuff.
     
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    Durandal Well-Known Member Donor

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    The power to snuff out religion and ideology.
     
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    Dispondent Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I would do nothing, content with the knowledge I 'could' do anything I wanted...
     
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    You have the power to touch a book and suck all knowledge from it in a slit second, and to understand all it?
     

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