another good one

I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books. I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals. I do not like Harry and Nan, I do not like this 'YES WE CAN'. I do not like this spending spree, I'm smart, I know that nothing's free. I do not like their smug replies, when I complain about their lies. I do not like this kind of hope. I do not like it. nope, nope, nope

 

You do know that you just advocated the opposite position?

In Green Eggs and Ham, all the things that he said he didn't like, he realizes he does like.

 

and in the real world this kitty can't be con'd into something rotten.

 

“Grannie, do all fairy tales begin with, ‘Once Upon A Time?’”

“No sweetie. There are a whole series of fairy tales that begin with, ‘If Elected, I Promise.’”

 

President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check.

As he approaches the cashier he says "Good morning Ma'am, could you please
cash this check for me"?

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID"?

Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there
was any need to. I am President Barrack Obama, the president of the United
States of America!!!!"

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations,
monitoring, of the banks because of imposters and forgers, etc. I must
insist on seeing ID"

Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.
Everybody knows who I am"

Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must
follow them."

Obama: "I am urging you please to cash this check."

Cashier: "Look Mr. President this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods
came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his
putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that
shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.

Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis
racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup.
With that spectacular shot we cashed his check.

So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as
the President of the United States?"

Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: "Honestly, there
is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing"

Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"

 

Interesting. Looks like an easy mark for political mainpulating. Don't hide your political dislike button, wear it proud like a easy mark should. Because it will show the glorious world your ability to evaluate political situations.