Atlanta Airport

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  1. Jazz

    Jazz Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Year end statistics on airport pat-down screening from the Atlanta Airport TSA office

    Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
    Transvestites 133
    Hernias 1,485
    Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
    Incontinence 6,418
    Enlarged Prostates 8,249
    Breast Implants 59,350
    Natural Blondes 3


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    Probably true. I don't know why anyone thinks an invasive patdown will do anything.
     

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