We all know that President Barrack Hussein Obama is the greatest President that ever lived. However, as we all know, our great leader has come under attack by subversives called conservatives, republicans, tea partyers, humorists and comedians. In a free country, we cannot let these lies about the Greatest Leader our country has ever seen go unanswered or unpunished. It is therefore my great privilege to introduce to you a new tool in our arsenal to fight against our enemies within and end these terrorist tactics employed by these traitors who would dare tell lies about our Great Leader. We need to fight against those who don't believe in the infallibility of the Great President Obama. Our Great Leader, President Obama has decided that we need a tool to combat the lies perpetrated against him by these malcontents. Because our Great Leader Obama is so intelligent, he had a Great Idea to create a webpage to report the proper authorities where the lies and misinformation is, the webpages, media, who is telling the lies or factual errors about our Great Leader, what their names are, email addresses, home addresses, who their relatives are, where they work, who their employers are their home phone numbers or cell phone numbers, or any other information about them that would be of interest to the authorities. So he designed a website with bold RED, WHITE AND BLACK colors to draw attention to the website and strike fear into the hearts of our enemies. Click on the picture below to be linked directly to the new website which in his Great Wisdom he has decided to call ATTACKWATCH.COM: www.attackwatch.com I personally have reported several websites and Facebook pages not because they said anything bad about our Great Leader, but because they failed to properly praise his perfection and genius. One person posted a video of cute kittens on her Facebook page, but failed to mention the Great President Obama at all. I acted swiftly to report this oversight to ATTACKWATCH.COM as should you all. In fact, all users who do not respond to this post in the next 24 hours, will be reported to ATTACKWATCH.COM and the proper authorities will be notified. The consequences for you will be dire, so I suggest you write a pleasant response to this post, remember to praise our Great Leader Obama, and throw in a few flowery remarks about his wife too, the Great First Lady of our Motherland, Michelle Obama. Also remember to report any website you view today to ATTACKWATCH.COM, whether or not they praise our Great Leader, so that the content of the website can be reviewed by the proper authorities. Thank you for your cooperation and All Hail the President.
We need a site called show me the real genuine long form birth certificate or get out of the white house.com
Meh... Why do they even need a site to consolidate the various lies perpetuated by right-wing media? They could just compile a list of right-wing news sources and assume that they will lie on a daily basis. Remember, it's not a lie, it's "truth reversal".
