Wouldn't it be nice if we could make conveyor belted and vat produced foods? i would like to start this 'fantasy' off with milk, of course, as i believe it will be rather easy to make. To make milk we will obviously need water. then, other things that cows eat to make the milk are grass, but, us humans don't eat grass yet make milk, although it is not as yummy, hey? To make calcium en mass we need to lather the water in carbon, and, then mix it together with sugar and syrupy honey, of course, and, glucose.
Maybe to get the substance, 'the fodder,' of food, we need to use biomass, yes? this would be like adding water, which is cheap and plentiful, with silicon, which we can get from sand, of course.
One thing we cannot make with our belted approach, or, my belted approach, if you disagree, is fish. fish would come out all dry and unsavoury, and, be a pain to eat and produce. but, what we do have, is a lot of coastline for habitats and fisheries to breed fish, of course - all we got to do is make the fish breed faster and for less money, of course. So, if we were to have these huge cages, we could put hormones into the water from a 'pipeline' that make them swell, yes? these hormones could make for a horny fish, or, age them faster... Cell division is key to making things older faster. each fish will grow according to it's cells dividing, as we do, physically. this would be where we need to proliferate cell division, or, make them prolific, dividing and growing faster, if you will. this can be done by adding glucose to the food, 'fish fat' can substitute for food any time, if you ask me. this can be done by adding fattened sponges to the cages, which can be fattened by absorbing biomass of the salts and minerals variety - therefore, we will be 'the masters of our own fisheries,' you could say. So, we fatten the spongy stuff, fatten the fish, and then eat lots more fish, yes? that is not good enough! Then, we can add modified fish food too, for a balance in the fishes 'growth.' this is usually a salty little strip of biomass, mass we can get from sea weed, of course.
Calamari is a great food, and it says on the net they eat fish and prawns. this means, we need more sewerage outlets for breeding prawns for them to eat and grow, with the same ideals as previously noted. of course, they could also eat worms, or any living thing for that matter, and the variety of octopus with fish and milk, so far. the other best way to do it would be to have the octopuses inside the cages, creating biomass from the dead fish they eat that can be used elsewhere. Now, i want to also make 'potato biomass.' maybe this can be done with silicon and mixed with snails and 'blended rocks' to form a whole new type of healthy nice tasting food, something that can be belted too. this would be where the clay could also come into the mixture, of course. ~ It dawns on me that mixing silicon fatty substances with sugar supplements can be used with people with diabetes too?
To 'make cows' we could artificially fertilize them in the winters too, when they do not mate. Another trick of mine, well, let's call it a trick, is to, once the eggs are fertilized, remove them from the cow to become 'test tube cows' so the mother can get eggs going again, more to be fertilized, yes? I figure that will boost 'cow production' by at least five times as much as normal? to make sure the kids make it, we could inject them with growth hormones like steroids to make them age faster and get more muscular, or, make them fatter with glucose we can get from people with diabetes - creating a new market, mind you? - and then slaughtering them and selling the 'dead cows.'
With all this cow production going on, we need anaesthetics for the cows to be breathed in, and we need it plentiful, easy to make, and cheap. i read somewhere that cocaine is used as a local anaesthetic, and that would be easy to produce, but let's look at something that cannot be abused as easily, yes? Maybe we should combine ecstacy with cocaine? that makes every sensation feel nice, hey? maybe we could produce ecstacy for the cows, and, mix some wine... what it is about alcohol that makes you 'pass out?' cheap beer, from barley, has minor effects of l.s.d. as they both come from barley, well, certain 'acids' do. Following from this 'beer idea,' we could simply use pure alcohol or something t dim the feelings of the cows? or, maybe we could use gases, which would be cheaper, like gaseous alcohol? this could be achieved by 'methylated spirits' or seized types of this drug?
