When he arrives, Bob is greeted by a man standing at the base of a ladder that goes high up into the clouds. "Welcome to Heaven, this is the Ladder to Success. You may climb until you have reached your desired level of happiness, and then that is where you live for eternity." So Bob starts to climb and gets to a level with a drop-dead gorgeous woman standing beside a massage table. "Step off the Ladder to Success here, and I will massage you any part of you, any way you like, forever and ever." Bob decides that this is a great offer, but the Ladder to Success goes higher still, so why not keep looking? He reaches another level with two incredibly gorgeous women in a hot tub surrounded by chocolate fountains and exotic fruits. "Step off the Ladder to Success here, and we will soak with you, caress you, and feed you forever." "Wow!!" Bob thinks, "this Ladder to Success just gets better and better! I'm going all the way to the top!" So Bob rushes up to the top of the ladder, and is greeted by the fattest, greasiest, most hairy biker dude imaginable, standing "at attention". "Who are you??" Bob exclaims. "I'm Cess"
