http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/romney-pumping-gas-photo-151702638--election.html 1. Chump at the pump 2. Defeated Mitt has just figured out how to pump his own gas, but has not yet learned how to use a comb. 3. He looks like someone who just casually insulted the integrity of 63 million American voters and is worried the person taking his picture is one of them. 4. Not so slick without the salon, spray tan, and fake smile 5. Speaking of gifts, someone please give him a comb and a smile! 6. Glory days...well they pass you by...glory days 7. He's confused how to work the pump without a teleprompter. 8. "Where's my Etch-a-Sketch" 9. "Should have chosen Rob Portman" 10. "Foiled by Jimmy Carter's grandson. Oh the humility!" 11. "I woulda gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids." 12. "Shoulda saved this for a campaign photo-op."
"Gosh I'm so depressed! damm those 47 % of Americans I hate you, now if only I could find my 5 point plan"
Ah, I wish I still had that guy who used to pump my gas. And the one who used to do my hair. But, damm I love firing people.
Come on guys, kickin him when he is down is in bad form. For somebody who doesn't drink he looks like he just woke up from a 3 day binge.
I actually feel sorry for him. . .and his wife! The further up one is placed on a pedestal, the further down he falls!
"I'll be fine, I feel bad for the rest of my countrymen." "Hope and Change... and here I am paying over $4.00 a gallon." "I'll bet Barack Obama never pumps his own gas and hasn't for over a decade." "I'm in La Jolla... life is sweet."
Oh, we can be sure the button flaps on her magic underwear are staying tightly buttoned! Sorry, Mittsey! No White House? No NOOKIE!
I think you would be surprised. I grew up in a Mormon community and let me tell you from experience, Mormon girls really put out!
