Chicken Gun

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  1. CourtJester

    CourtJester Well-Known Member

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    The Flying Chicken



    The true story of the Chicken Gun. Too funny not to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!




    Scientists at NASAÂ built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.




    British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.





    WHEN THE GUN WAS FIRED, THE ENGINEERS STOOD SHOCKED AS THE CHICKEN HURLED OUT OF THE BARREL, CRASHED INTO THE SHATTERPROOFSHIELD, SMASHED IT TO SMITHEREENS, BLASTED THROUGH THE CONTROL CONSOLE, SNAPPED THE ENGINEER'S BACK-REST IN TWO, AND EMBEDDED ITSELF IN THE BACK WALL OF THE CABIN, LIKE AN ARROW SHOT FROM A BOW. THE HORRIFIED BRITS SENT NASA THE DISASTROUS RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT, ALONG WITH THE DESIGNS OF THE WINDSHIELD AND BEGGED THE U.S SCIENTISTS FOR SUGGESTIONS.




    NASA RESPONDED WITH A ONE-LINE MEMO




    "DEFROST THE CHICKEN." (TRUE STORY)
     
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    Chicken guns are banned in the UK. Aren't they? ;-)
     
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    Old funny story but not true: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/catapoultry/
     
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    I've always liked the story of the great Panjandrum. It was intended to roll onto shore loaded with bombs. The test below doesn't show the crowd of military officers, including Generals, who had to dive for cover as the thing went out of control.

     
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    Only privately owned ones. You can still go to the club and shoot tethered trains and other game.
     
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    Sensible British gun control - finally.
     
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    Conclusion: Snow Balls = Ice Balls = Space Balls.
     
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