Coronavirus Stay-At-Home, Quarantine Photos/Cartoons/Memes

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  1. BaghdadBob

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    It appears that the Chinese Virus cures a lot of other diseases.

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    They will when they think the time is right.
     
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    That sums it up perfectly
     
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    It's crap like this that pisses me off. Presenting a bald faced lie as a meme is still a bald faced lie. But some people actually believe it because it's just statistics. The intent of the creator of these things is to intentionally misinform, it's not humor, it's not sarcasm it is a despicable lie promoting an agenda.
     
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    Unfortunately for you, the graph is accurate. icon_funnylaugh.gif
     
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    See how well it works? You think it's accurate because it cites the CDC and the NY Times. However if you go to the CDC you will not find that data and the NY Times article says nothing about what is in the graph.
     
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    Listen to Dr Birx tell you why the numbers are skewed in the manner that they are accurately portrayed in the graph.

    https://twitter.com/TheDailyBail/status/1256394011838988290
     
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    Here's some reading material for you.

    https://www.powerlineblog.com/archi...omparing-coronavirus-deaths-to-flu-deaths.php

    https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/the-difficulty-of-flu-comparisons/


    Why doesn’t CDC base its seasonal flu mortality estimates only on death certificates that specifically list influenza?

    Seasonal influenza may lead to death from other causes, such as pneumonia, congestive heart failure, or chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. It has been recognized for many years that influenza is underreported on death certificates. There may be several reasons for underreporting, including that patients aren’t always tested for seasonal influenza virus infection, particularly older adults who are at greatest risk of seasonal influenza complications and death. Even if a patient is tested for influenza, influenza virus infection may not be identified because the influenza virus is only detectable for a limited number of days after infection and many people don’t seek medical care in this interval. Additionally, some deaths – particularly among those 65 years and older – are associated with secondary complications of influenza (including bacterial pneumonias). For these and other reasons, modeling strategies are commonly used to estimate flu-associated deaths. Only counting deaths where influenza was recorded on a death certificate would be a gross underestimation of influenza’s true impact.

    https://www.cdc.gov/flu/about/burden/how-cdc-estimates.htm
     
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    Maybe funny just isn’t your thing?
     
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    ^ Listen carefully! No matter the ACTUAL CAUSE OF DEATH, if you're cadaver tests positive for the virus, the death is counted as a virus death. Hence, "It appears that the Chinese Virus cures a lot of other diseases."

    Get it now? icon_lol.gif
     
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    Who Knew?

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    No kidding. I'm really glad I'm divorced! But I must admit, if my one cat doesn't stop pestering the crap out of me she gonna meet Johnny...

    Okay not really. But I don't kiss her head nearly as much as I normally do.
     
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    don''tcha hate it when ya have to explain a meme(joke)...

    some people :rolleyes:
     
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    I have a great recipe for cat foo yung if you're interested. Not that I'm suggesting anything ... whistle.gif
     
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    pretty much the same recipe for possum foo yung, or racoon foo yung, even puppy foo yung...

    sadly all the local chinese restaurants are closed up, ironic considered they were the leaders in 'take out home delivery', yet they're closed up solid as in out of biz... ergo i might be needing that recipe, i already own several 'hav-a-hart' traps...
     
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    Hey, y'all, if you're not handy in the kitchen there's also Shake-N-Bake.
     
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