do you know why and what?

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  1. Gorgeous George

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    why do elephants paint their toenails red and wear coil springs on their legs?
    so they can leap into cherry trees and hide in order to rape monkeys.
    Do you know what the most fearsome sound is to a monkey?
    Boing! Boing!
     
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    We don't have cherry trees. Now it would be believable had you said green and mango trees, that would have made sense. In fact I've often wondered why branches keep falling from my mango trees, now you've got me wondering.
     
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    I can arrange for that through the power of my world wide connection to the webz.:nod:
     
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    You can arrange cherry trees here? In a zone 11 subtropical climate? God bless you. How about blue berries, elderberries, strawberries and or rhubarb? I do so miss them.
     
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    anything for a sweetie like you.:angel::angel:
     

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