every aussies dream

Poms going home

 

Poms are a bunch of whingers? Say it isn't so!


Now to just get rid of the bloody Kiwis!

 

Good riddance i say.

 

We still have the Indonesians, Malaysians, Africans, Indians, Muslims, Chinese and countless other groups to get out of this country, I'm sorry but the Poms are just whinging, while the others are causing crimes and ruining our country.

 

Show proof of this statement.

 

crickets. Another stormfront wannabe stunned senseless when asked to provide actual facts.

 

...oops - I though this thread was going to be about a naked Shane Warne in the back of a ute smeared with Vegemite

 

This thread looks like the internet version of racist kindergarten.

 

Please, tell us more about your viewing habits ...

 

Howard said so even though the police forces of the states said it wasn't true.

 

Please keep your depraved fantasies to yourself in future.

 

I didn’t this the states kept records, so how would they know?

Did anyone see the news last night, some ******** had committed a crime.

If you were blind he was, skinny, so tall and so heavy.

If you could see the screen he was also black as the ace of spades.

Why are we so scared to point out the obvious attributes of criminals to help ID them and inform the public? What good did it do by not saying “African decent” or similar (I mean it was pretty fn obvious)? But if you couldn’t see the screen you wouldn’t know. Just think it’s a bit stupid.

 

It really would be interesting to see if all the brits left.

Australia would become a giant dump of old stubies with just a massive beer plant in the middle and you would be able to walk from Perth to Brissy purely on the empties.

Everything else of course would be crumbling as the population is now too drunk / stupid / lazy to fix things and within a decade would be grumbling about how they wish they had the luxury of life in Halls Creek.

The last remnant of "culture" as Australians refer to Neighbours would, shock horror, no longer be broadcast as the beer dries up and the cast, as they finaly sober up, realise what they have being doing all these years and retire to Halls Creek.

But the Australians are happy. They have driven all them forigners out. The poms first, then the italians, the asians and so on. Only real pure blood Australians left. But then oopps... The only one who knows what a book is realises that they are themselves just a bunch of poms once removed here because grandad was a pickpocket. So, they have no choice - leave themselves.

Result. The british come back and mine the vast deposit of stubbies.

The end

 

We'll have more luck getting rid of the ruddy flies - at least the Dung Beetle is working on reducing their numbers!!

 

Lovely!! And we thought multiculturalism actually made some inroads here in Australia