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    Just don't drink the milk.
     
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    I'd go for 2 and 3, you can always sell gravel and 7 inches is enough to get through doors etc.
     
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    I don't know, getting my butt and belly, er chest, through a door in 7 inches might it be problematic. 2 I agree with, but for the other one "Ok my precious, open wide and don't mind the fork..." I'm going with one, with some oyster sauce near at hand.
     
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    Twins.
     
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    ADULT
    A person who has stopped growing at both ends
    And is now growing in the middle.


    BEAUTY PARLOUR
    A place where women curl up and dye.


    CHICKEN
    The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


    COMMITTEE
    A body that keeps
    minutes and wastes hours.


    DUST
    Mud with the juice squeezed out.


    EGOTIST
    Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


    HANDKERCHIEF
    Cold Storage.


    INFLATION
    Cutting money in half without
    damaging the paper.


    MOSQUITO
    An insect that makes you like flies better.


    RAISIN
    A grape with a sunburn.


    SECRET
    Something you tell to one person at a time.


    SKELETON
    A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.


    TOOTHACHE
    The pain that drives you to extraction.


    TOMORROW
    One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.


    YAWN
    An honest opinion openly expressed.


    And MY Personal Favorite:

    WRINKLES
    Something other people have,
    Similar to my character lines.
     
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    Hee hee hee. Wdinkles.
     
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    As a kid, my parents used to hit with a telephone. I was always on the receiving end.
     
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    Of course you were. If they used the sending end you could have been strangled.
     
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    Looks awful!
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Potatoes and chocolate combined. What could go wrong? :bye:
     
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    Forgot the maple syrup. Shame.
     
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    Make a cup of coffee, add green food colouring. You can't drink it unless you close your eyes.

    The useless things we did as kids!
     
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    [​IMG]
    When art imitates nature
     
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