Fed chair says this is the worst economy in history Trump's entire gig was the economy. And now he owns the worst economy in history! He is WORSE THAN HOOVER! That is hilarious!
You put a mask on your mask? The virus has exposed the ineptitude of the trump administration. Governors of the States are now coordinating among themselves and ignoring what trump says. Even Republican Governors are now hiding information from trump so he doesn't come and steal their emergency supplies. In short, the virus has exposed the ever growing cracks and pending failures in the US system of government. The election of trump AND the virus were too much. The system is failing. On the up side, I told you so!
Of course. There are zero cases of covid-19 where I am and I don't want the responsibility of importing the first case from you infected countries. I have no UV lights and you can't ever find Lysol in the stores here. Sure there's bleach but I don't like the taste.
You only need to adopt fundamentalist evangelical "christian" beliefs. People who do and attend church each week claim they are immune. A lot of them have died but not severely.
Do you think I'm ready ti We have black magic practitioners for that and since we have zero cases ...
Restaurants will be allowed to open again but with limitations. Only parties of 6 or less may gather. And all patrons will be required to wear masks while in the establishment.
Somebody is either getting a raise or fired. How perfect to play Live and Let Die over the sound system while Trump tours. You'd think that in a mask factory they could have come up with some masks for the tour.
There is a possible outbreak of Covid 19 at the White House, One of trump's valets and one of Pence's staffers have tested positive after exhibiting symptoms. Oh well, after 3 years of trump the WH needed to be cleaned with bleach anyway,
Joe Biden, who has been living in his basement through the lock down, is surging in the polls. He may not need to do a thing - just let trump keep making a bigger disaster of the crisis. So it looks like it may finally happen - a guy living in his basement is getting elected President. And this could end up pulling a lot of previous trump voters as well... as Biden pulls the basement vote.
When staffers finally convinced trump that the Covid 19 virus came from bats, trump declared that the game of baseball is permanently banned.
