I always figured it was just a matter of time before the ground opened up and swallowed our ex President and dragged him down to Hell. Well not only is this WAAAAAY overdue but He took the Wrong Bush! Instead of George and Jeb he got Jeff and Jeremy. We can only hope that they were at least conservatives.
Another sinkhole swallows a man... Illinois golfer plunges down sinkhole on the 14th 13 March 2013 - An Illinois man has survived an 18ft (5.4m) fall inside a sinkhole while he was golfing, two weeks after another sinkhole swallowed a person in Florida.