Han Solo?

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  1. Tram Law

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    As you all well know, Episode VII is coming out at the end of this year.

    And it will raise this question.

    Did Han Solo marry Princess Leia, or not?

    So, of course if he did, then you know what this means, right?

    He can't be a Han of one anymore. He would have to rename himself to Han Duo.
     
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    Even Jedi mind tricks couldn't make that funny
     
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    Funny, it is not.
     
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    Well, for a while an English word game sounds understandable also in Italian. In our language "solo" means even with more accuracy "lonely", not exactly "solo" in the English sense, anyway it works.

    Is this funny? Only if you add that with all probability the Princess has had a lover ... since in the nearby there is only Chewbacca ...
     
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    Jokes (or lack thereof) aside, of course they got married and had kids. Who else is going to carry the franchise forward? It won't be Grandpa Hans and Grandpa Luke.
     
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    I will admit I want to see Luke fight Cade. That will be interesting to see how they pull it off.
     
  8. Tram Law

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    There's plenty of possibilities. It is a huge universe, after all.

    And then there's Rebels.

    Complete with a Jayne like character.
     
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    Hey, let's get kinky, maybe Leia DID have the hots for brother Luke. That kiss in Ep 1 probably gave Angelina Jolie the idea.

    It wouldn't be the first time royalty married family, pure bloodlines and all, and shouldn't people with FTL space travel have genetic engineering too?
     
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    The kiss in EP IV was not a romantic kiss. It was just a peck for luck, and she even says so. People are either being incredibly obtuse or they haven't watched the movie.

    And she kissed him three times during the movies. The second time was just to get Han's goat. The third was towards the end of Jedi when they were running from the Imperial Star Destroyer on the Millennium Falcon. That too was not a romantic kiss.

    If they were using tongue then I would consider that sexual and most definately would be put off.

    I really don't understand this mentality that a kiss must be sexual and romantic.
     

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