Have you got favourite Goddesses or Gods

A link to a previous post?

 

Raquelodite

 

Definitely a goddess.A modern version of

 

Good question.

Who makes the best chicken sandwich?

 

My God is the sun. It sustains all life on earth, my world revolves around it, and best of all it exists. And if I disrespect it and try to get too close to it, it will punish me with skin cancer.

What other God can compare?

 

Me, of course.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Búri

 

All Gods and Goddesses are swallowed up by/and spring from one God. They are the constructs of men who know his goodness in part, but not his name in whole. It is Jesus Christ, the light and life of the world.

 

This post shows that OP tries to ridicule the only true God by not mentioning His name, putting Him in category ‘Others’.

Everyone who knows how to think knows that God exist and there are many proofs.
Some people think that carbon dating contradicts our religion. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the true God is changing the results to test our faith,

One of the most important question – how come a perfect God created such imperfect word with diseases, tsunamis, wars, earthquakes, fires and more? Only one true religion has the answer – because God created the world while being drunk.
And the good true God did not murder or drown humanity – He created a heaven to award the good people for suffering on this imperfect world and the hell to punish the wicked ones.

Just by looking on Jewish/Christian heaven we know it is a fake God. What kind of reword for being righteous is to sing and praise God in paradise? Muslim God did a little better – you can get 72 virgins, but what about righteous women? What about men who prefer experienced women? But the nail in the coffin is recent translation this famous Hadith: it is not 72 virgins but one 72 year old virgin!

The true God created true the heaven for righteous people – a place where volcanoes spill a cold beer and stripper factories create beautiful strippers whose only purpose is to make righteous people happy. And there are strippers for everyone, men, women, homosexuals, lesbians, even for necrophiles.
And the hell? Looks like a heaven, but the beer is stale and strippers suffer from STD (sexually transmitted disease).

So if you don’t want to end up in a place with stale beer and strippers with STD –REPENT!

R’amen to all true believers!

 

Don't you knew that the name of the Hebrew God should never be spoken!