Kim Jong Il, Vaclav Havel and Christopher Hitchens knock at the Pearly Gates. St. Michael is off sick for the day so the person who answers is Ronald Reagan. "Who are you?" says Ronnie to Vaclav Havel. "I'm the former President of Czechoslovakia and one of the leaders of the people of Eastern Europe's struggle with communism who helped to bring down a great tyranny." "No, your a liar", says Reagan, "everyone knows it was me who singlehandedly destroyed the Red menace. Off to Hell with you." Vaclav disappears in a puff of smoke. "So who are you?" says the Gipper to the Hitch. "I'm one of your greatest critics you murdering moron, and I know how you sent your assassins to murder those American nuns and Archbishop Romero in El Salvador . I'm not really surprised to see you here. Besides, I'm Vaclav's good friend too so do your worst, cowboy!" The Hitch disappears in a puff of smoke. "So who are you?" says the Great Movie Star to Kim Jong-Il. "I'm one of your greatest fans Ronnie" said well known communist tyrant and movie buff Kim. "I just loved you in that Bedtime for Bonzo". And the Pearly Gates swung open to let the great man enter.
Kim Johg 11, Christipher Hitchens, and Vaclav Havel knock at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter answers. Kim: "Out of my way, let me in MY kingdom!!" St. Peter: "Pardon me?" Kim: "Yes, let me in, I deserve to be let in" St. Peter: "Why?" Kim: "Because I stood against the evil capitalists who exploited the poor and gave them communism in its stead. I will now do the same here so just show me where my throne is". Hitchens: "You delusional putrid little tyrant. Don't you know they don't have elevator shoes for you to wear here? Even if you did have those elevator shoes they would not help you intimidate any of us here because they all know all about you, how dare you!! Don't you read my critiques on dictators like you? Now step aside and let someone like me in who deserves it." St. Peter: "And why should I let you in?" Hitchens: "Becasue I'm the real deal!! I support Marxism and redistribution of wealth to the poor because I really care about them" St. Peter: "Which of the poor did you help?" Hitchens: "Er...um....surely you have someone here who can tell you. I've helped LOTS of people, but just can't seem to remember right now. You know, all the booz and all I think has wiped my memory banks." St. Peter: "Well there is one person here who might be able to help" Hitchens: "Great, who here an help us determine who I have helped?" St. Peter: "Oh sister Teresa!!" Hitchens: "Oh Shi@@!!!!" Havel: Now do you see what I've put up with from atheist communists all these years? St. Peter: Here, take this Havel. Havel: What's this? St. Peter: A pitch fork, have at them!!
Teresa was a (*)(*)(*)(*)ing (*)(*)(*)(*)(*). If someone had pointed that out earlier the world would have been a better place.
that jesus bastard was ill, now they have another inbread but he is not an ill Kim. Not funny , just ironic that the broadcast media has no clue about who this non-ill Kim is.
