Last day for the rapture

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  1. gophangover

    gophangover Well-Known Member

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    Tomorrow is the 21st, the last day according to the Maya theorists. So Jesus should come and get the believers by sometime today.

    My guess is it's not the end, just the beginning of the apocalypse. "Apocalypse" means "to lift the veil of secrecy", where the unknown becomes known. The big epiphany. I think a lot of people are starting to realize that they've been conned, by politicians, church leaders and corporations. For instance, I realize that Obama has stabbed his voters in the back, again. He promised to end tax cuts for those making more than $250k, and he's already broke that promise, even before he gets inaugurated.

    Imagine what will happen if all the Catholics, Baptists, Muslims and Jews realize they've been conned.
     
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    you are either stupid or mis informed. no religion; christains, jews, muslims, etc; believe the world is going to end tommorow.

    the mayan calendar ends then.... thats about it nothing to do with religions. your making that up lol
     
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    gophangover Well-Known Member

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    Do you have any idea how stupid it is to think that everyone that doesn't believe, or is "informed" like you is stupid? Here's a clue, you're not God.

    Nobody believed Noah, until after he got on his ark.
     
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    Granny gonna get Uncle Ferd to take her to the airport so she can watch all Hari Krishners scurry around onna last day of the world...
    :grandma:
    In Mexico, New Agers hope Dec. 21 brings new era
    Dec 20,`12 -- The crystal skulls have spoken: The world is not going to end.
    See also:

    Global doomsday hot spots draw believers, revelers
    Dec 20,`12 - Though the Mayans never really predicted that the world would end on Friday, some New Agers are convinced that humanity's demise is indeed imminent. Or at least that it's a good excuse for a party.
     
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    nature is god and we are all its children.

    this is cute
    and few believe even jesus

    rev 22:4
     
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    gophangover Well-Known Member

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    I haven't heard of anyone disappearing, so either Jesus didn't make it or the ones he took are off the radar. Guess we're here for the tribulation.

    Sure with I was down in the Yucatan for the Maya celebration today. Great concert down there, with Umphrey's McGee.

    [video=youtube;2ed_0MwtAsU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ed_0MwtAsU[/video]
     
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    This latest nonsense illustrates just how superstitious and gullible some people are. How asinine is it for modern "civilized" technically advanced people living in the 21st Century to fall prey to an ancient Indian myth?

    Nothing has changed since the first con man sitting in a cave made up his BS story about a god punishing his cave buddies because they weren't doing what he wanted them to do.

    That con has worked for tens of thousands of years. It worked for Moses, Paul, Mohammed, Martin Luther, Joseph Smith, Mary Baker Eddy, L. Ron Hubbard, Jim Jones, and all of the other religious con men.

    People are scared out of their minds about dying. So when a con man tells them a story about how they can live forever in some type of heaven or paradise or happy hunting ground they buy it in a second. The fact is that we will all die. Another fact is almost all of us will be forgotten as if we had never existed because we never did anything remarkable. Therefore when a con man tells gullible people that they can have a glorious after life and live forever with all kinds of things they jump in with both feet. For all intents and purposes most people should still be living in caves. They have the mentality of superstitious cave men and would be right at home listening to the first con man telling them about his imaginary god.
     
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    Those same cons that put hell fire and (*)(*)(*)(*)ation on humanity, are the same ones that are wearing signs that say, "GUNS SAVE LIVES" at the NRA meetings. They're also the ones sending us off the fiscal cliff in order to make their prophecies come true. The nut jobs are running the asylum.
     
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    Those same cons that put hell fire and (*)(*)(*)(*)ation on humanity, are the same ones that are wearing signs that say, "GUNS SAVE LIVES" at the NRA meetings. They're also the ones sending us off the fiscal cliff in order to make their prophecies come true. The nut jobs are running the asylum.
     
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    Anyone who thought the Mayans had predicted the end days is (*)(*)(*)(*)ing retarded. Historically they are not known for their foresight...didn't help them with those Spanish Conquerors.
     
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    OK, it looks like we will make it through the day.

    What's the next doomsday date? If the world doesn't end then even idiots might start to get the idea that such talk is just foolishness. Can we get something in the next 10 years? Chances are I'll be dead if it takes longer than that.

    I see that sometime in 2017 and September 28, 2020 are leading the list. I can't make it 4.5 billion years. http://961wodz.com/when-is-the-next...ember-21st-2012-dates-of-the-next-apocalypse/

    242 Dates For The End Of The World
    http://961wodz.com/when-is-the-next...ember-21st-2012-dates-of-the-next-apocalypse/
     
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    Noah did not exist. His story was simply a tale. No one ever build a 400 foot ship and put every species of animal on it, and yes, according to the bible, the Ark was only around 400 feet.
     
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    Where were the zombies?

    I must have missed the zombie apocalypse.
     
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    Jesus did not exist. His story was simply a tale. No one ever walked on water.
     
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    Zombies? You mean Jesus-the-zombie? :)
     
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    You're thinking of the Aztecs, the Maya were already gone. Looking down your nose at the mentally challenged, makes you that.
     
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    Which is why it never hurts to be humble from time to time.
     
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    Jesus did exist.
     

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