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Masturbation is an Abomination

Discussion in 'Other Off-Topic Chat' started by 3link, Jul 30, 2012.

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  1. darckriver

    darckriver New Member Past Donor

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    You gotta pay for your sins - in cash! Masturbation??? I dunno - 25 or 35 cents! LOL Great skit!!!
     
    darckriver, Jul 30, 2012
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  2. Captain America

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    Exactly. I know the good book says spilling our seed on the ground is sinful, I would hardly consider it an abomination. If it is we're all in trouble!
     
    Captain America, Jul 30, 2012
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  3. stjames1_53

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    Sincerely, the two of them are correct. It is considered to be a sin to spill your seed on infertile ground. The rest is probably correct as well, with only one exception.
    God closes his eyes to the events between man and wife while in the sanctity of their bedroom, as long as they are both consenting and not committing sodomy. He honors our ultimate privacy with eyes averted. Sex between man and wife is almost as holy as His relationship with you. Private.
     
    stjames1_53, Jul 30, 2012
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  4. montra

    montra New Member

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    Indeed. I know about 100 people who went blind from it and about a million or so dying from AIDS from it.

    Disgusting if you ask me.
     
    montra, Jul 30, 2012
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  5. Captain America

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    I don't see how God can possibly turn his eyes from my innermost privacy when my partner is constantly screaming, "Oh God! Oh God!"
     
    Captain America, Jul 30, 2012
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  6. Captain America

    Captain America New Member

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    Not to mention those disgusting hairy palms!
     
    Captain America, Jul 30, 2012
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  7. stjames1_53

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    I gotta admit, that one caught me off guard and it was funny. I sure hope God has a sense of humor
     
    stjames1_53, Jul 30, 2012
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  8. liberalminority

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    virgins couldn't survive without that, they would get on cocaine to replace it or marijuana.
     
    liberalminority, Jul 30, 2012
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  9. Bowerbird

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    Mods!!! I demand that this thread is merged with the one on "Outlaw concealed weapons."

    Lols!!!
     
    Bowerbird, Jul 30, 2012
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  10. montra

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    No, no, I have a permit.
     
    montra, Jul 30, 2012
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  11. IndieVisible

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    Please tell us you never do it, we need a good laugh :)
     
    IndieVisible, Jul 30, 2012
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  12. Agrona

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    Is it an abomination if I let my 'fingers do the walking' just a tiny little bit? Like maybe 4 or 5 times a day? That's not much, is it?
     
    Agrona, Jul 31, 2012
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  13. Agrona

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    I don't wanna know what you even mean.
     
    Agrona, Jul 31, 2012
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  14. Agrona

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    :thumbsup: to hedonistic pleasure
     
    Agrona, Jul 31, 2012
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  15. Agrona

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    [video=youtube;5jofYbYcZ4Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jofYbYcZ4Q[/video]


    Just sayin...........
     
    Agrona, Jul 31, 2012
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  16. ObamaSuperStar

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    I would LOVE to see scripture on this. I'll wait.
     
    ObamaSuperStar, Jul 31, 2012
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  17. satv365

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    Feels good, man.
     
    satv365, Jul 31, 2012
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  18. Makedde

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    So someone who never wants kids shouldn't have sex, because it would be for pleasure, not procreation. If someone has a child and don't want anymore, they have to stop having sex.

    No one would ever follow this. Its stupid.
     
    Makedde, Jul 31, 2012
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  19. Makedde

    Makedde New Member Past Donor

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    God is very displeased with me, then. Actually, he's probably shaking his fists at half the people on this forum.
     
    Makedde, Jul 31, 2012
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  20. ObamaSuperStar

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    It's made up fundie bruhaha not based in reality or scripture at all. This is what turns people off with Christians.
     
    ObamaSuperStar, Jul 31, 2012
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  21. Makedde

    Makedde New Member Past Donor

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    I know, and I am happy to sit back and watch as they lose followers.
     
    Makedde, Jul 31, 2012
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  22. satv365

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    Thumbs up if you had a nice fap today.
     
    satv365, Jul 31, 2012
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  23. mutmekep

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    I faped to OP 's post
     
    mutmekep, Jul 31, 2012
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  24. WatcherOfTheGate

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    If it wasn't natural people wouldn't have nocturnal emissions. It's Gods way of helping you out.
     
    WatcherOfTheGate, Jul 31, 2012
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  25. Paris

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    Once I woke up, laying on my back, with a black cat standing on my duvet, and helping me out!
    It looked like Satan if you ask me.
     
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