You know how much I love to write. So I'll write you another one of my great Bulgarian stories. Again, a real one. And no exaggerations. Facebokluk when you don't want to spell Facebook. So, way back in the day, when I still had Facebokluk, and way back when I had a high sex drive and wanted to dock young pus, I was chatting with a ton of girls on Facebokluk. I used it mainly for hookups and fun. Easy sex, since nobody in Bulgaria uses Tinder or Badoo. One day, out of the blue, comes this fine young chick. Patricia Thomas, I remember "her name" still very clearly. She had these fake photos, and I immediately knew that's a scammer. But I decided to test "her", just to be sure before I cut her. Location said New Jersey (state). So I asked this question I ask everyone pretending to be American. I copied that tactic from the Walking Dead series and Rick's creepy question "How many walkers have you killed? How many people have you killed?" I asked the Patricia girl why did General Custer died. See, no "how" but "why". Anybody can Google how he got slayed by the Natives. But not many can tell why! Dumbbell told me she forgot, didn't go to school, all bunch of things. Finally, admitted he's a scammer from Lagos, Nigeria, the capital of Nigeria. Even gave me his WhatsApp number so we chatted. Said he's very poor, eats stones and mud cookies. I felt bad for this poor African scammer boy. I actually considered giving him work. But he was asking me for money all the time. These guys, they adapt. To every situation. He wanted money all the time. Free money. That is their mentality. And at the end, when he saw he couldn't scam me and I'm on a whole another level, and me is wasting his time, I promised him $500 if he tells me the secrets of the scam. The idiot really thought I was gonna pay him and he started giving me info. He said he only scams Americans because they're the most stupid ones. He seeks for fat lonely women in their mids, he searches also for single men in their 50s. He said he used the OK Cupid dating site to find "clients". I asked him why he called the people who he scammed "clients". He isn't providing a service or a product after all. He answered that they're all his clients because he does provide a service. A very good service. He helps Americans get rid of their money, he told me. He said he's the greatest American money evacuator. Wows. This guy. And his arrogance. He told me Americans are pretty stupid and that's why he targeted them. He send me some of his photos, and a live video. They were a group of people. Like a gang. They live in a nearly completely destroyed Condominium, and the gang works every single day, to find clients. Ten young Nigerians scam people all day, everyday. They just get up around noon, get outside, get ganjas, smoke, and with their brand new iPhones work the "clients". They all had brand new iPhones. And they had Nike shoes and Lacoste shirts. These guys made money. They all had cars. But the worst thing was they were scamming a different type of people. Innocent people again. But people that were much weaker. Much weaker than a fat low self-esteemed woman. The 20 year old Nigerians went and registered on a website called Indeed and created a company profile. Then placed an ad for a job opening. $45K /a year sounds realistic, the young criminal said. When Americans sent a CV, the African boys contacted them on the email and said they're hired. But they'll have to buy tools from a specific store. A store owned by the Nigerians. So ends up you're applying for a job, but before you start working, you pay a fee. I asked him. Asked him does he even make money. He said yes, a lot. He said I'd be surprised how much he makes. He said the easiest men to scam are the veterans, poor Americans and the ones without a job because they're the most desperate. Desperate to quickly find a job and pay the mortgage so the bank won't get it. Or pay for his medicals. So these Americans are gladly ready to buy tools from the fake Nigerian store set up just for that occasion! Making money on despaired people. This could even drive one to suicide. Imagine an old man from Wyoming gives his last savings and his pension so he could get a job and save his dying daughter and gets scammed because of his goodness and honesty. The Nigerian laughed when I confronted him about that. Said he likes American clients and one day he'll have a private jet. He also wanted not one but two wives, one African and one European. He said having two wives was great. Because the African wife will stay home, and White European p***y was great to f**k he said. These guys are killing people, truly. No mercy for them. A bullet is the greatest mercy. I'll leave the rest to you, to realise stuff.
I never disclosed my true location in Facebokluk so I had something like South Dakota or whatever. They search people on location. He said they avoid Europeans.
No super hot model girl will contact me. I mean I'm no schmuck but I don't own a Lambo, if you kno' what I mean. Plus the profile was pretty empty. It's getting funny anyways. I'm hitting almost anyone with that question just for the sake of laughs. Most of the people don't know sh*t so no way to answer that.
