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Name Trump's upcoming Memoir

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  1. Melb_muser

    Melb_muser Well-Known Member Donor

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    Imagine if Trump put the title of his new memoir out to public tender. What would you suggest?



    I have three suggestions:

    1. My Fight

    2. Art of the Steal

    3. The Nasty People
     
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    "I Did it My Way"
     
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    "Unlike Barack, I Did Not Use A Domestic Terrorist As My Ghost Writer" Lenghty, yes; but something to really set the Left's teeth on edge. Or in other words . . . pure Trump.
     
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    Settling Scores, Naming Names

    I'd actually like to read that.
     
    Lil Mike, Nov 7, 2020
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    Melb_muser Well-Known Member Donor

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    Oligarchy and Orangutans
     
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    Melb_muser Well-Known Member Donor

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    Trilogy:

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    "The Art of Triggering"
     
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    Melb_muser Well-Known Member Donor

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    The tragic account of how I failed to MAGA,
     
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    Coward in Chief
     
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    Orange is the new Horizontal Pinstripes

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    Make that “All the nasty people” and we can set it to the tune of “Eleanor Rigby”
     
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    Obama golfed more than me

    Biden was born in Kenya

    Fauci Fooled the World - there is no Covid”

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    "Who betrayed me. Why I didn't get a second term."
    Sold in bookstores under a sign reading "Trump's big book of insults. Not suitable for children nor at work." Sold in plain brown wrapper.
     
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