Oral Roberts Sermon On Sex

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  1. resisting arrest

    resisting arrest Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I don't know whether to post this on Humor & Satire or Religion & Philosophy subfora. Maybe I'll post it on both because it has relevance for each. Well, this is a bona fide sermon by Oral Roberts. It is not a fake. I want to touch upon this theme because we are threatened by fire and brimstone preachers who inform us hell will swallow "sinners and unbelievers."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKM2p8NLv1w

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61_rPgitFmc

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjvaisJ2eX0
     
  2. KAMALAYKA

    KAMALAYKA Banned

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    With a name like Oral, he must know a lot about swallowing stuff.
     
  3. Phoebe Bump

    Phoebe Bump New Member

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    I pretty much know what Oral has to say about sex without watching the videos. He preaches to women and girls who already think sex is icky and to men who hope to get into their pants this semester by playing along while professing God's true love for them.
     
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    cupid dave Well-Known Member

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    In 1965, the "fun" began with Feminists revolting against the sexual mores.
    What we see since then, are the last end days again.

    Sir John Glubb
    The seven stages of the rise and fall of great nations seem to be:
    1) The Age of Pioneers (outburst)
    2) The Age of Conquests
    3) The Age of Commerce
    4) The Age of Affluence
    5) The Age of Intellect
    6) The Age of Decadence.
    7) The Age of Revolts or invasion.

    Decadence is marked by: I] Defensiveness, II] Pessimism, III] Materialism, IV] Frivolity, V] An influx of foreigners, VI] The Welfare State, VII] A weakening of religion.

    http://www.newworldeconomics.com/archives/2014/092814_files/TheFateofEmpiresbySirJohnGlubb.pdf
     
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    Junkieturtle Well-Known Member Donor

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    I've heard excerpts of his sermons in the past. Too long ago for me to remember what he was talking about, but I do remember thinking at the time that he was a few Batman's short of a Batcave.
     
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    junius. fils New Member

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    There was a young lady from Kew
    At church, fell asleep in the pew.
    When the preacher yelled SIN
    She yelled COUNT ME IN,
    As soon as the sermon is through.
     
  7. cupid dave

    cupid dave Well-Known Member

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    Money is the one goal for America today.

    Men want the money so that they can attract sexually promiscuous women in as large numbers as possible.
    Women want it so they can buy fashion, dress irresistibly, get their hair dressed, in order to attract rich men.
     

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