Obamaholics Anonymous: The Twelve Steps 1. We admitted that like crazed pale metrosexuals we were powerless over Obama huffing, puffing, and fluffing that our political lives had become unmanageable, bereft of truth, justice, and integrity. 2. Came to believe that a Constitution once again greater than Obama could restore us to sanity. 3. Made a decision to turn our political will and our Obama addiction over to the care of Common Sense as we understood it. 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and saw how continually conned we were to believe that this hybrid charlatan was in the game for anything other than his own enrichment, power, and aggrandizement. 5. Admitted to America, to ourselves, and to another drooling Democrat the exact nature of our inability to criticize and dump Obama simply because of the color of his skin even as the content of his character dwindled into negative numbers. 6. Were entirely ready to have the Constitution remove all these defects of our political disease. 7. Humbly asked the Constitution to remove this sham of a president even if it meant, yes, Biden. 8. Made a list of 317+ million Americans we had harmed by our stupid, stupid, selfish, and dare we say? braindead votes for Obama (twice because, yes, we were just that stupid), and became willing to make amends to them all. 9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would cause their teeth to burst into flames as they shouted, WE TOL YOU DAT (*)(*)(*)(*)(*) WAS CRAZY! 10. Continued to ask ourselves How could we be so stupid? and when we grew even stupider as Hillary shook her commodious tush promptly admitted we were still not cured of our addiction. 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve the chances that a random asteroid strike would reduce Washington DC to smoldering rubble, praying only for enough mass and orbit change to carry that out. 12. Having had a reverse political lobotomy as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message of Obamas deep and enduring suckitude to others, and to remind ourselves to take a hot lead enema rather than ever voting Democrat again. Liberalism, for the last forty years or so, has maintained a belief that all problems can be solved by way of getting even with some oppressive class, on behalf of some oppressed class that you can actually balance budgets and make the environment work better that way. For the last twenty, it has maintained a belief that where liberalism tries and then fails, we can make it into a success simply by re-defining the original goals. In the age of Obama, it means we should all pay for this through the nose. And, act like its making us fabulously wealthy. If we just believe with all our might, it becomes so.
Polls show that now 71% of people that voted for Obama in the last election wish now they they didnt vote for him.
