Religious joke

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    A priest tells 3 nuns that they can rest for a week and sin.
    After a week, the 3 nuns come back from their vacation.
    The priest asked the first nun: "What was your sin?"
    Nun: "I got drunk and passed out in the street"
    The priest took a handful of holy water and poured on her, "God forgives you".
    The priest then asked the second nun the same question.
    The second nun answered: "I had casual sex with a guy"
    The priest was a bit shocked. He took a handful of holy water and poured on her, "God forgives you".
    Then the same question was asked to the last nun.
    The last nun giggled and said: "i p1ssed in the holy water"
     
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    Why don’t Baptists have sex standing up?

    ...Might lead to dancing.
     
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    I dont understand.
     

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