Santorum / Christ - 2012

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  1. Shiva_TD

    Shiva_TD Progressive Libertarian Past Donor

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    The following email was just too good to not share:

     
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    The Rev. Pat Robertson said he was "blindsided" by the news of Santorum's
    decision: "I talked to Jesus last night and he didn't mention anything
    about it."


    Priceless........
     
  3. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Beats hell outta Joe Biden.
     
  4. Shiva_TD

    Shiva_TD Progressive Libertarian Past Donor

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    I don't know. I'm not all that excited about the leader of a small Jewish cult from over 2000 years ago being in politics. It would have been like President George H. W. Bush having David Koresh as his running mate in 1992.
     
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    Dont democrats know, Americans dont fear Jesus, like they do....
     
  6. gophangover

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    Well there goes Santorum's chances. The cons would deport Jesus as an illegal alien. Cons are not going to allow God to take over the world. The cons won't stop until they achieve what Hitler wanted,....WORLD DOMINATION!
     
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    birthers will have to say. No birth certificate. Father not a U.S. citizen. Foreign born. Radical economic ideas. Possible SOCIALIST! Non-English speaking.
     
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    Shiva_TD Progressive Libertarian Past Donor

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    The conspiracy theorists would also have a conniption fit because he's Jewish and everyone knows the Jews are responsible for every negative thing that happens in the world. <sarcasm>
     
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    also, convicted felon.
     
  10. RiseAgainst

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    Honesty, love, peace, these things have NO place in politics!!!!
     
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    God will get ya for that lololololol
     
  12. BuckNaked

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    The rich/elites will crucify (figuratively and/or literally) anyone claiming to have more power than they do or attempting to flex that power. They did it 2000 years ago, and little has changed since then.
     
  13. Shiva_TD

    Shiva_TD Progressive Libertarian Past Donor

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    That does present a new problem. Can Santorum actually put a dead man on the ticket? Perhaps so because dead men have been elected before in the United States.

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/04/14/dead-man-elected-mayor-tennessee-town/
     
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    Dead alive what difference does it make? As long as the guy does what the party demands? Isn't that all that matters any more with either party. Only question is whom do these parties represent anyway?

    I can't tell ya cuz I would have to, you know, but their initials are RICH/ELITES!!
     
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    Cons will never let a dang hippie become V.P..
     
  16. Shiva_TD

    Shiva_TD Progressive Libertarian Past Donor

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    ROFLMAO

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  17. gophangover

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    Where can I get that poster? Yeah man!
     
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    Follow me or die!

    Yup, sounds like a hippie...
     
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    Plus, Jesus preached AGAINST the wealthy!

    Class warfare!
     
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    Is any one afraid the Xtians are going to cut off Shiva's head for blasphemy?
     

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