SUPER PATRIOTIC AMERICAN/REDNECK/RIGHTWINGER/AMERICAN CHRISTIAN:" GOD BLESS MEERICA, GOD IS WHITE, JEBUS IS WHITE AND THE JEWS..WELL..THEY ARE JUST "LOST" 6000 YEARS AGO GAWD CREATED EVERYTHING AND THEN RESTED ON THE 7TH DEAR LAWD. BEING GAY IS A SEEEEEIIN AGEINST GAAWWDD!!! THEY MUST REPENT FROM BEING GAY OR SUFFERING ENTERNAL (*)(*)(*)(*)ATION!! OH WAIT THIS PREACHOR MOLESTED 20 BOYS WITHIN 20 YEARS..WELP HES JUST "LOST" AND NEEDS TO "REPENT" AND HE WILL SAVVDDDAAA..GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS!!!" "BBBAAAHHH GAWWD YOU LIBERALS JUST HATE MEERICA, YOU LIBERALS ARE JUST MEAD THAT THE RICH WONT GIVE YOU A HANDOUT!!! GET OFF YO LAZY ASSES AND WORK LIKE REAL MEERCIAS DO. ISRAEL HAS A RIGHT TO EXIST CAUSE GOD SAID SO (*)(*)(*)(*) YOU!!! OBAMA IS A NAZI ATHIEST SOCIALIST STALIN SUPPORTER!!! RONALD REAGAN IS THE GREATEST MAN ALIVE AND IF I COULD I'D HAVE SEX WITH HIS CORPSE BAW GAWD!!! MUSLIMS ARE EVIL, AND ALL NON-CHRISTIANS, AND NON-MMERICANS ARE EVIL AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU CLEARLY SUPPORT ISLAM AND AL QEADA AND ILLEGALS THAT TAKE EERR JEERBS YES YES!!! TOBY KEITH!!! COUNTRY MUSIC!!! WOMEN BEATING!! TRAILER PARKS!!! GETTING ON DE WELFARE BUT COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM "COLORED" FOLKS ON IT CAUSE ITS CLEAR THEY ABUSE IT BUT I WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING" RADICAL FEMINIST:"ALL HUMANS ARE CREATED EQUAL BUT WE "FEEL" THAT WOMEN ARE SUPERIOR TO MEN, WE CREATED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SINCE WE HAVE BEEN "FREED FROM OPPRESSION" BUT WE WOMEN ARE STILL SUPERIOR IN EVERY ASPECT OF LIFE!! IF YOU DONT SUPPORT US YOU ARE GAY, LIVE WITH YOUR MOMMY AND ARE AGAINST WOMEN'S RIGHTS!!!WANTING WOMEN TO BE "TRADITIONAL" WIVES/WOMEN IS "OPPRESSIVE" BUT WANTING "TRADITIONAL MEN" IS 'EMPOWERING!!!" " NAACP SUPPORTER/BLACK SOUTHERN PREACHOR:"GOOD EVFERING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,DEAR GAWD FREE US FREM DIS WHITE MAN WHO INSLAVED OUR ANCESTORS AND IF BLACK WOMEN HAVE KIDS OUT OF WEDLOCK, HAVE SEX WITH BUM ASS "NERGOS" AND GANGSTAS IN OUR COMMETITY AND THE BLACK MEN KEEP BLOWING EACH OTHERS HEADS OFF, WELL GAWD ITS DWIGHT MAN!!! DEAR GOD PLEASE HELP THESE YOUNG GOOD BROTHAS WHO THESE WOMEN DIDNT WANT AND OTHER MEN MADE FUN OF PLAY CAPT SAVE EM TO THESE BLACK WOMEN WHO DIDNT USE COMMON SENSE WHEN THEY GOT PREGNANT BY 5 DIFFERENT MEN AND HELP HIM TO FIX THESE WOMEN'S PROBLEMS AND HELP OUR COMMUNITY AND RAISE THESE CHIRREN!!! UHH MARTIN LUTHER KING!!! MALCOLM X!!! HARRIET TUBMAN!!! YES!!! YES!!! NO REASON TO SAY THESE THING JUST SAY IT CAUSE WE ARE BLACK LAWD!!! DEAR GAWD BEYONCE IS THE GREATEST FEMALE ARTIST OF ALL TIME LAWD!!! YES!! "SINGLE LADIES" IS THE ANTHEMMUUUH FOR DA LADDIEEESSAAA!!" CONSPIRACY THEORISTS:"YOU "SLAVES" DONT GET IT, THE GOVERNMENT LIED TO US MAN!!!! THEY TOLD US AL QEADA DID 911!! BUT DID YOU KNOW BIN LADEN WAS TRAINED BY THE CIA MAN!!! SEE!!! SEE!! EVEN THE MEDIA TO WHICH WE SAID NOT TO BELIEVE SAID SO, SO IT MAKES IT TRUE EVEN THOUGH WE JUST SAID EARLIER DONT BELIEVE THE MEDIA MAN!!!! AND WE DIDNT LAND ON THE MOON MAN!!! WE DID IN AN MOVIE STUDIO MAN!!! YEA AND ALIENS ,ANNUNAKI, EVIL GOVERNMENT AND 911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB, AND ALEX JONES IS MY SAVIOR EVEN THOUGH WE CLAIM TO THINK FOR OURSELVES MAN!!!"
LIBERAL/ATHIEST:"GOD IS EVIL!!! YOU CHRISTIANS ARE STUPID MORONS FOR CALLING US STUPID MORONS!! WE CLEARLY ARE SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE!!! WE DO NOTHING TO HELP THE FELLOW MAN OR WOMAN BUT WE WILL ANGRILY WRITE OR TALK ABOUT THE "EVILS" OF AMERICA AND THE WORLD ON BLOGS, YOUTUBE VIDEOS, AND ON MSNBC!!! BIN LADEN IS A VICTIM OF "EVIL" DUBYAS LAZYNESS TO ALLOW 911 TO HAPPEN!!! READ THE PNAC!! THEY WANT TO TURN THE WORLD INTO BUSHLAND!!! HOLLYWOOD HAS THE SMARTEST PEOPLE ON EARTH...COPORATIONS ARE EVIL!!!BLACK PEOPLE ARE TOO STUPID..I MEAN THEY ARE TOO...UM..LET ME THINK..PROVERTY CAUSES THEM NOT TO WORK..YES THATS IT!!! DARWIN IS THE GREATEST MAN THAT EVER LIVED AND I'D SLEEP WITH HIS CORPSE!!! BILL CLINTON IS THE GREATEST MAN TODAY AND I'D DEFINATELY BLOW HIM FOR FREE LIKE MONICA DID!!!"
Who says Darwin is the greatest man who ever lived? He wrote a book over 150 years ago, and it is pale in comparison to what we currently know about biology.
