The legend Ski King began immediately began after he won the mega lottery He was an ordinary nobody before he won, working from paycheck to paycheck. Ski King had always dreamed of owning a powerful speed boat and water skiing, even though he had never set foot in a boat or water skied before in his life. A week after he had won the lottery he had purchased a super speedboat with two turbo charged v-12 Ferrari engines and all of the necessary skiing equipment and arrived at the lake where he began his first water skiing experience. The boat pilot he chose was an old beer drinking buddy of his who was never sober and dumber than a mud wall. Ski king strapped on his water skis and tied the tow rope to his body with an unbreakable knot. The tow rope was a hundred meters long. Ski King stood on the shore of the lake while the ski boat idled just off the shore with 80 meters of slack between him and Ski King. Ski King was ready to go so he gave the go ahead signal to the boat pilot. The pilot jammed the throttle into the corner and shifted into the forward gear. The boat lurched forward at breakneck speed until the slack was taken up in the tow line. Ski King shot forward like a bullet and when he hit the water he began to flip around like a Mexican jumping bean. After about a half hour the pilot decided to stop and see if his friend, Ski King wanted a break. He throttled down and put the boat in neutral. He looked back and noticed that Ski King was not moving and seemed to be floating in the water. He began to pull Ski King back to the boat. Ski King was not moving when he pulled him to the stern and dragged him aboard. As dumb as the pilot was he knew right away that Ski King was dead. He called 911 and waited for the rescue craft from the sheriff's department arrived.The sherrif arrived, came aboard and verified that Ski King was dead. He began yelling at the pilot and asking him, "Why didn't you stop when you saw him flipping around on the water skies?" The Pilot replied, "Hell, I thought he was just doing tricks!"
