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Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, Feb 20, 2019.

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  1. Crownline

    Crownline Banned at Members Request

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    My neighbor with big boobs has been gardening topless all day. I wish his wife would do the same thing.
     
    Crownline, Jun 8, 2019
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    I've given my 5 year notice last year. I don't think the boss is taking me seriously. Maybe he will on day 1821..... :)
     
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    I see you have a helper. Did they apply the prerequisite number of hairs while the oil was still wet?
     
    Collateral Damage, Jun 8, 2019
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    Thats Patches and he stays off oiled wood. But oil usually rubs out well. Not like varnish. I have some shelves done and all the oil is soaked up. ...can't even tell they were oiled.
     
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    politicalcenter Well-Known Member

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    Oops.....
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Smartie clearly has been abducted.
    Politics in the bar.

    Everyone,...............in the bar bus for a real Bar Rescue.

    Listen you abducting bastard. Let Smartie go right now while you still have time. You dont want any part of us. We know how to get serious.

    SMARTIE....hold on. Help is on the way.

    I think we have time to finish our drinks.
    She's not going anywhere.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Meh, its a local election and the money won. Besides, discovered he was a Dem rep, so karma already paid me back.

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    If thats the guy who abducted you, do you want us to drive really slow to your rescue or do you got this?
    Let us know. We're still finishing up our drinks.

     
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  10. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I got this.

    (and his brother)

    ;)
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jun 9, 2019
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    I sure wish that you'd stop posting that picture of me without permission.
     
    Thought Criminal, Jun 9, 2019
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Sorry, darlin. You know how it is when our cheesecake pics hit the internet.... fair game. ;)

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    You're forgiven, sweetheart.

    While on the subject of life, work, and retirement; check this out. I would go nuts.

     
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    Nice truck.
     
    Ddyad, Jun 9, 2019
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    That is why "ACE Is The Place".
     
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    nice truck really?
    You didn’t think the hay was stacked nice?
     
    daisydotell, Jun 9, 2019
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    It is nice, but I see a lot of nice stacked hay.
     
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    My town still has a locally-owned general store. It has a hardware department. That's my place.
     
    Thought Criminal, Jun 9, 2019
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    I already know the answer to this question, no one is going to remember Here goes, does anyone remember a song that a. Bar patron posted that was dedicated to his wife? It was a really nice song. Matter of fact it was so nice I forgot the name of the song.
     
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    I hate posting on a cell phone.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I recently visited a Harbor Freight store. Is that like tool porn for men? I swear, never saw so many glassy eyed men outside a strip club. Amazing
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jun 9, 2019
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    I dont even remember the patron, much less the song. :(
     
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    I thought maybe the patron would remember. Lol. If everyone has a memory like mine it’s a lost cause. Just thought I would ask. It was a really nice song.
     
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    Pretty low quality stuff though. Like a strip club at noon.
     
    Crownline, Jun 9, 2019
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    It depends...at least the quality. I took down a house with a found hammer....home depot crow bar...and two harbor freight flatbars. The flatbars are still good. I also have a chop saw and a table saw from there. The table saw is several years old. It is an old mans heaven ....that and thrift stores. If the tool doesn't perform take it back.
     
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