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Smartie's 'Quiet Woman' Bar & Grill, #37

Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, Mar 14, 2012.

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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    You knew it had to happen, folks. Sooner or later... we'd run outta things to talk about.

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    OK, not really. It'd be easier to herd cats than keep the wimmen around here quiet. Nice thought though, ain't it guys? You could talk about trucks and guns and stuff if we'd shut the hell up, huh? ROLFMAO


    Pull up a barstool and take a load off, folks. Leave your politics at the door and we'll all get along just fine.... everybody's welcome here. Free jukebox, open bar, wild women (who aren't actually quiet), open kitchen... what more could you ask for???

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ddEa0cu51c"]Quiet Woman[/ame]

    Nice place... gotta good deal on a short-term lease. We're IN!!!!

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    Well please allow me to be the first one in the door. Pour me a Chivas Regal with 7-up. Dang it it sure is quiet in here.
     
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    YAY>>

    a chance to post ma FAV O RIGHT Commercial!!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MaJDK3VNE"]EDS, an HP Company 'Cat Herders' - YouTube[/ame]

    no matter how often I see this I crack up...
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Absolutely, darlin. And welcome to the new joint. Don't wanna mess up good liquor... here, you pour your own mixer, sweetcheeks. ;)

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Luv it! Wonder if that commercial was H. Ross Perot's idea???
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I saw on the elevator news today that Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbie Christina is dating her adopted brother... followed by a disclaimer (they are not related by blood).

    Good grief. It's a strange, strange world out there. :wtf:

    And with that, I'm hitting the hay. G'nite all!
     
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    at 8:30!!?

    we may have to review your "Wild Texas Woman" membership...
     
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    I hear that even wild texas women can get run down to and need their beauty sleep. LOL
     
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    well...now and again...especially after road trips and long times alone with other wild women..

    and only on Wed and Thurs...
     
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    I agree as that sounds quite rational. But what the hey, we still love them anyways don't we?
     
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    Please to note: SMW, while mentioning she is headed for bed soon---none os know jes how long she been up.

    Can be a whole lot of Wild Texas Woman type stuff going on that circles the clock
     
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    I've not seen this before.. i have to admit, it is very funny.

    Fun thread.. sometimes the partisan bashing gets tiring.. i know it does for me, & i'm relatively new! I like your style, smw.. good luck in the forums.
     
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    Either that or possibly someone is starting to get old. ( ducks and runs out door )
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    A "Quiet Woman" bar.
    Know what that is?

    A woman in the library with a bottle of vodka and a book.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RukUetw0hAM&ob=av2e"]AC/DC - Thunderstruck - YouTube[/ame]

    Good morning everyone.
     
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    Time to change my avatar.....

    Morning y'all. *whispers real loud*
     
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    HIYA Tresh! Long time, no see....hope life is treating you good!
     
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    Morning Louise....um, I mean falena....:)
     
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    Count me in. A round for the house and pour me a triple Crown Royal, neat.
     
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    *cheers* Thanks for the drink, Trinn.
     
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    Gooood morning all.
    Will ya forgit these quiet women for a minute?

    WAKE UP.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_5kv8QeBBc"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_5kv8QeBBc[/ame]
     
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    Wake up????

    K

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    Gawd, we're all gonna be wide awake-(*)(*)(*)(*)-faced by noon.
     
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    You better hide that bottle, Mary's about to come over.


    OT, can your heart handle those red lips?
     
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    LOL

    Two red scarves, dark sunglasses, a full tank of gas in the Vett, the top down and this song blasting.

    We drive real slow through town till we see something hot. Then, we go slower and tip up our sunglasses.

    I'm getting thirsty! lol
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT-r2vHeMM"]Marcy Playground - Sex And Candy - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Getting thirsty they call that now?
     
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    I had to read the title of this thread twice, because I was pretty sure it said Quiet Woman, and that did not sound right to me. ;)


    Glad to see the gang all made it over here! What's on tap for today? Guinness? Smithwicks? Yuengling?


    I'll have a pint of the Guinness please! MORNING!
     
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