Here are a few rules that I use to guide my life. 1. If you fiknd a book of power, especially if it is made of human flesh. never under any circumstance should you read the words aloud. If you do you will end up dismembering your friends and other loved ones due to demonic possession. 2. If you see a good looking completely naked lady coming your way, run. She is not going to have sex with you, she intends to turn you into a dry withered husk. Note: normal human women are not exempt. 3. Never say a line like "it could be worse". It will always get worse, and then it will always rain. So there you go.
