Songs about trump

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    I couldn't believe how much this nails trump, right up to him being confused about being rejected from heaven. LOL! I highlighted a few phrases that especially stand out.



    I used to rule the world
    Seas would rise when I gave the word
    Now in the morning, I sleep alone
    Sweep the streets I used to own

    I used to roll the dice
    Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
    Listen as the crowd would sing
    Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!

    One minute I held the key
    Next the walls were closed on me
    And I discovered that my castles stand
    Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand


    I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
    Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
    Be my mirror, my sword and shield
    My missionaries in a foreign field
    For some reason I can't explain
    Once you go there was never, never a honest word
    And that was when I ruled the world

    It was a wicked and wild wind
    Blew down the doors to let me in
    Shattered windows and the sound of drums
    People couldn't believe what I'd become

    Revolutionaries wait
    For my head on a silver plate
    Just a puppet on a lonely string
    Oh, who would ever want to be king?

    I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
    Roman Calvary choirs are singing
    Be my mirror, my sword and shield
    My missionaries in a foreign field
    For some reason I can't explain
    I know Saint Peter won't call my name
    Never an honest word

    But that was when I ruled the world

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
    I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
    Roman Calvary choirs are singing
    Be my mirror, my sword and shield
    My missionaries in a foreign field
    For some reason I can't explain
    I know Saint Peter won't call my name
    Never an honest word
    But that was when I ruled the world
     
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    Quoting the horse "Kill me. Kill me now!"
     
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    That must be a pretty good horse to manage their combined weights.
     
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    Yeah, think of how much those two egos weigh.
     
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    No THIS song is about Donnie

     
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    With impeachment moving forward Carol Bayer Sagers song about “your moving out today” could well be a theme song



    I stayed out late one night and you moved in
    I didn't mind 'cause of the state you were in
    May in remind you that's its been a year since then
    Today the landlady she said to me (what did she say?)
    Your loony friend just made a pass at me (slap him in the face)
    Perhaps you might enjoy a cottage by the sea
    So pack your toys away
    You pretty boys away
    Your 45's away
    Your alibis away
    Your Spanish flies away
    Your one-more-tries away
    Your old tye-dyes away
    You're moving out today
    Your nasty habits ain't confined to bed (ha ha ha ha ha)
    The grocer told me what you do with bread (what do you do?)
    Why don't you take up with the bakers wife instead of me? Fool.
    So pack your rubber duck
    I'd like to wish you luck
    Your funny cigarettes
    Your sixty one cassettes
    Pack all…
    Source: LyricFind

    A little modification and you get

    I didn’t vote one day and you got in
    I didn’t mind because of the state of the union
    May I remind you that it has been three years since then
    Today the Pelosi she said to me (what did she say?)
    Your loony friend just made a pass at me (slap him in the face)
    Perhaps you might enjoy a cottage by the sea (mar-a-Lago, Mar-a-Lago)
    So pack your (golf) toys away
    Your Stormy Daniels away
    Yes 45's away (we hope)
    Your alibis away
    Your Spanish flies away
    Your lies and lies away
    Your five foot long ties away
    You're moving out today (we hope)
    Your nasty habits ain't confined to bed (ha ha ha ha ha)
    The grocer told me what you do with bread (what do you do?)
    Why don't you take up with the bakers wife instead of me? Fool.
    So pack your rubber duck
    I'd like to wish you luck
    Your funny wives and kids
    They are going on the skids
    Pack all…
     
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    People see us everywhere
    They think you really care
    But myself, I can't deceive
    I know it's only make believe

    --From Altered Reality Records
     
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    My favorite song about the Donald ...

     
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    Another nice song about this self-obsessed fool ...

     
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    Boom ^
     
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    And we have to give at least a passing homage to Randy Rainbow

     
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    Spanish anyone?

     
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    Another Randy Rainbow
     
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    Donald is an endless source of artistic inspiration ...
    Cover version of a well-known song by "Dead Kennedys" (punk band of the 80's)

     
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    This one is good
     
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    Others have turned the note into lyrics
     
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    Found this one

     
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    Hysterical.
     
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