Some of my personal favorites: National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency Good thing they confirmed. As soon as I hear "intelligence report", I think, "well, what did the NGA say?" National Reconnaissance Office "Them some gooood satellites!" Air Force Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance Agency Would only apply if we did it. United States Army Intelligence and Security Command "Thank you, come again!" Coast Guard Intelligence You're not even trying now. The Defense Intelligence Agency They would be good to see if Russia hacked Israel. The Office of Intelligence and Counterintelligence At some point, some of these have got to apply, right? Because MSM is the REAL news, right? DHS Office of Intelligence and Analysis Glorified librarians? Screw it, give them this one. Bureau of Intelligence and Research Diplomat handlers or diplomat runners? Not sure, but don't see how lunch and coffee would apply. Office of Terrorism and Financial Intelligence I guess this falls under "other"? Marine Corps Intelligence If these guys even got a phone call to tell them to lie, I'd be amazed. Office of Naval Intelligence Once again, you know these guys never even got a phone call. Which leaves: FBI, NSA, and DEA - I'm pretty sure DEA had other things going on. Oh, and these guys: CIA How many of you knew they were private, just like the IRS? ^^^^The intelligence arm of the globalists. 17 intelligence agencies agree? Nope. 16 agencies do what they're told. And of course, fake news says: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ence-agencies-russia-behind-hacking/92514592/
