The American Way of Life

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    I posted this in a thread but it got deleted. Not sure why. I often mock my own countrymates, my fellow Europeans, I even mock myself. When humor stops, dictatorship comes. I'll be glad if this don't get deleted since I'm being 100% objective and some people can use this for a reference, for debates, or just to realize the harsh truth. I'm not aiming to insult anyone but to ridicule the system instead. A system that enslaves people and brings them to their knees!

    The American Way of Life.

    1. Go through school, get bullied by retarded schoolmates and teachers in middle school and high school.
    2. Try and find a few friends along the way in a pursuit to evade the bullying reality.
    3. Get a girlfriend for a first time. Marry her. Spend half your life by supporting her financially.
    4. She cheats on you, dries your wallet, or becomes a fat whale. You then divorse her.
    5. Pay child support. If no kids, spend the next 5 years of your life crying.
    6. Along with all that, get a few loans, one for your low quality brick house in Maryland.
    7. Get a college loan. Pay that for the next 10 or 15 years.
    8. Get a job at a convenience store. Get another job in a small factory or as a rat office clerk so you can pay the bills.
    9. Get an old Foxbody, you're doing great in life.
    10. Then upgrade to maybe a top speed restricted Volkswagen Golf GTI.
    11. Get an old BMW 3-series to fill the garage up. Now the dream is almost completed.
    12. Try not to get caught speeding, because a quick burst to the chest by a random Officer's Glock awaits you.
    13. Realize you're 40. Time to marry a feminist blob.
    14. Have kids from the feminist blob.
    15. Realize the kids are retarded because you married into bad genes.
    16. If you get to live to 50-55, you know your whole life has been a huge lie.
    17. Enter forums, podcasts, and if you don't like the Internet, become a regular Bar subscriber.
    18. Stop drinking, realize you've become a fat blob yourself.
    19. Join a gym. Start lifting to wear your heart even more.
    20. Die. Your feminist wife takes away everything because she hired the best lawyer in town. Then she proceeds to find another, younger man to please her, and sends your kids "to the Pains". Life will teach them, right?

    The American Way of Life.
     
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    This doesn't resemble the personal experience of any American I know. How exactly is this the "American way of life?"
     
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    You're talking about the minority of the Americans maybe.

    How's the college thing not resembling for example?
     
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    That sounds like the worst case.

    And it is probably no different than the worst case under the European way of life.
     
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    No. The European Way of Life includes rape by sub-Saharan doctors and engineers, and a "No guns policy", and a few more. If I have to make a list for the European Way of Life, 20. points would not be simply enough.

    I'll also have to include the greatest cars to own in Europe. 3 cylinder Volkswagen is superior to any V8 Dodge or Ford.
     
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    Your description supra is a pretty good one of the guy who lives upstairs however and his fat girlfriend. That's the funny part.
     
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    Print that and hand it over to him when he pisses you off. Sign it: Yours truly, Bai Hui
     
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    He is a dangerous fat fart and I have not spoken to him at all in over 2 years.

    Nor to his fat pig girlie friend.
     
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    It's a standard. Most fat people tend to be very anxious and pretty angry. Fat deposits make them feel insecure I guess.
     
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    My own American experience reads like this, unlike your template:

    1 - Born in the USA to German/Greek immigrants.

    2 - Elementary school in private school.

    3 - High school in Europe as an exchange student scholar.

    4 - College in the USA with full NROTC scholarship.

    5 - 1st degree Japanese black belt in Shotokan.

    6 - Military service in the USA.

    7 - Grad school in the USA paid by military G/I bill.

    8 - American and Japanese cars and motorcycles.

    9 - Scuba diving, hunting, mountain climbing, sailboat racing, ocean kayaking, martial arts, sword fencing, tennis.

    10 - Teaching Sunday School to youth and children.

    11 - Volunteering to help homeless, feral cats, and trash pickup.
     
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    1 - Born in the USA to German/Greek immigrants. // Most are Irish, English, Italian and lately Latino, Indian and Arab though.

    2 - Elementary school in private school. // Right, if you live in Santa Barbara or Saratoga Hills, okay.

    3 - High school in Europe as an exchange student scholar. // Never seen Americans in Europe and I've lived in a lot of places, and traveled a lot for business and for tourism too. The first and last time I saw an American was in Mestre, Italia near a Gas station, a grandpa from Louisiana stopped to help me with my vehicle.

    4 - College in the USA with full NROTC scholarship. // Yeah, all folk from Mississippi get scholarships, right.

    5 - 1st degree Japanese black belt in Shotokan. // I'd say BJJ if Police, if not - just pot-smoking potter.

    6 - Military service in the USA. // Nobody does that. People are waking up. Not cool to not have a leg, not cool to be a merc for a few hundred quid. That was popular before.

    7 - Grad school in the USA paid by military G/I bill. // Same as previous.

    8 - American and Japanese cars and motorcycles. // Yeah, that's why all American YouTubers drive only Beemers and the BMW and Mercedes community in USA is the biggest. See their thread and member sizes.

    9 - Scuba diving, hunting, mountain climbing, sailboat racing, ocean kayaking. // If you're a boring introvert like me or a doctor, yeah. How many like this you know.

    10 - Teaching Sunday School to youth and children. // I'll pass on that. I don't believe anyone goes to Churches still.

    11 - Volunteering to help homeless, feral cats, and trash pickup. // Yeah. To fix own's image and get recognition.

    That's what I think. I don't argue. I just put my statement out in the open so people can read one day; they decide for themselves.
     
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    You have a very jaded view of other humans.

    This suggests that you do not trust yourself either.

    For therapy for you I would recommend extensive volunteer work to help other people, feral animals, and the Earth.
     
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    I'd want to do that one day, when I have more time on my clock, and when I regain my trust in humanity. For now, I'll just stick to my thing. I have nothing against animals though. I don't know why you involved that into the convo. And nature. I was speaking about humans and humans only.
     
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    There are 3 general types of people who care about others --

    1 - those who care about people

    2 - those who care about animals, and

    3 - those who care about the Earth.

    I care about all 3.

    You need to stop caring all about yourself to start caring about others.
     
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    And what do I get? Ingratitude.
     

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