I posted this in a thread but it got deleted. Not sure why. I often mock my own countrymates, my fellow Europeans, I even mock myself. When humor stops, dictatorship comes. I'll be glad if this don't get deleted since I'm being 100% objective and some people can use this for a reference, for debates, or just to realize the harsh truth. I'm not aiming to insult anyone but to ridicule the system instead. A system that enslaves people and brings them to their knees! The American Way of Life. 1. Go through school, get bullied by retarded schoolmates and teachers in middle school and high school. 2. Try and find a few friends along the way in a pursuit to evade the bullying reality. 3. Get a girlfriend for a first time. Marry her. Spend half your life by supporting her financially. 4. She cheats on you, dries your wallet, or becomes a fat whale. You then divorse her. 5. Pay child support. If no kids, spend the next 5 years of your life crying. 6. Along with all that, get a few loans, one for your low quality brick house in Maryland. 7. Get a college loan. Pay that for the next 10 or 15 years. 8. Get a job at a convenience store. Get another job in a small factory or as a rat office clerk so you can pay the bills. 9. Get an old Foxbody, you're doing great in life. 10. Then upgrade to maybe a top speed restricted Volkswagen Golf GTI. 11. Get an old BMW 3-series to fill the garage up. Now the dream is almost completed. 12. Try not to get caught speeding, because a quick burst to the chest by a random Officer's Glock awaits you. 13. Realize you're 40. Time to marry a feminist blob. 14. Have kids from the feminist blob. 15. Realize the kids are retarded because you married into bad genes. 16. If you get to live to 50-55, you know your whole life has been a huge lie. 17. Enter forums, podcasts, and if you don't like the Internet, become a regular Bar subscriber. 18. Stop drinking, realize you've become a fat blob yourself. 19. Join a gym. Start lifting to wear your heart even more. 20. Die. Your feminist wife takes away everything because she hired the best lawyer in town. Then she proceeds to find another, younger man to please her, and sends your kids "to the Pains". Life will teach them, right? The American Way of Life.