Wisconsin Democrats are utterly apoplectic about their big loss Tuesday--the first time in American history that a gubernatorial recall effort has failed. The Borowitz Report has a tongue-in-cheek analysis of the upshot. Here is a snippett: "OTTAWA (The Borowitz Report) The Canadian coast guard was on alert today, preparing for what it fears could be a massive invasion of boat people from Wisconsin. "Conor McGlindon, commander of the Royal Canadian Mounted Coast Guard (RCMCG), said that satellite photos had revealed a 'substantial flotilla' in the making, as Wisconsinites prepared to flee their state for their neighbor to the North." And a link to the entire article: http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/06/05/canada-bracing-for-wisconsin-boat-people/