The Crimean Hoax, A rebellion without rebels, an invasion with no deaths

So far in this "Crisis" we have several thousand (purportedly) soldiers with no insignia and all wearing face masks. After Nov 13, 2013, when over a hundred casualties (none of which we know any names of, nor the outcomes of their injuries, nor have had any interviews with) we have had, AFAIK, nobody hurt on either side. Vladimir Putin, the putative "mastermind" of the whole thing, looks more baffled than anyone in all the news conferences. He expresses support for one side, but seems to know nothing about the actual "invasion" he's accused of and expresses no real goals except to keep the Naval base at Sevastopol, Russia's only real access to warm water..

I think the whole thing is staged by the CIA in Wyoming. They have a cadre of actors, a few tanks and a whole battery of schmucks tweeting all day to drown out any real Crimeans asking "What in hell is going on? Nothing's happening here" with tales of made up "atrocities". The only thing I can't figure is why they don't have a pseudo body count going, but I guess that would require confirmation or something. IMO the whole thing is a coop effort by Putin and Obama to restart the Cold War and thus justify another seven or eight trillions to both sides extremely huge and overwhelmingly useless fleets of tanks, jets and aircraft carriers.