The Ladies Down Under

I've noticed either a slacking off in posting by the Ladies or my needs are getting out hand. I don't believe that I am alone in this. If for no other reasons than to teach us to swear properly in a manner the mods don't spot and to properly capture and cook poisonous animals.

 

They're busy panning for gold

 

Slacking again. Poor Jimminy working his behind off trying to pick up the slack but he needs help ladies.

 

I've heard that Sally spends most of her time poking koala bears with a stick until they turn into drop bears and start attacking tourists.

 

You too? I thought it just a made up nasty rumor.

 

At least she's not painting rocks with nail varnish and trying to pass them off as opals like Bowerbird is.

 

Only Brits buy them so no worries.

 

I've got 3 myself.
It's a bloody rip off.

 

To be fair Sally hand turns her own poking sticks so it isn't as though she just uses any only stick lying in the dirt. As far as tourists go the more drop bears the better, tourists are a global pestilence.

 

BB has the hang of it thanks to her all natural assets. Rock paintings in Oz are a native art form so she is keeping the tradition alive. Besides the Brits wouldn't know the difference anyway after a couple of Fosters.

Up yours, mate!

 

I'm sensing some anti-British sentiment.
I'll just put it down to envy.

 

The Brits cannot be all bad, after all you have Stiff Upper Lips.

BTW what are the ingredients for Stiff Upper Lips?

 

I say Botox and vodka should never be mixed.

 

Yes and I do them on my own lathe. Years of practice required for making drop bear poking sticks!

 

It's mostly starch.

 

Looks like someone is struggling with hiding their cocaine.