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These words were not precisely intended...

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by pjohns, Apr 8, 2020.

  1. pjohns

    pjohns Well-Known Member

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    My wife went to Walmart today--the Garden Department--and asked for "a nose hozzle."

    Just a couple of weeks ago, she asked for some "tea and flick spray."

    Can you say: spoonerisms?
     
    pjohns, Apr 8, 2020
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    If she offers you Joe blob say yes
     
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    I won't admit to ever having a 'moment'.

    I will, however, ask you to let Mrs. Pjohns know she is not alone.
     
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    Here is a rather old one:

    Someone might say that another person is a real "smart feller."

    I will leave it to others to decipher this one...
     
    pjohns, Apr 22, 2020
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    Mrs. BB: You're a fart smeller

    ME: You meant smart feller. :lol:

    Mrs. BB: No.
     
    BaghdadBob, Apr 22, 2020
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