I want to be in a lefty-pride parade! Left-handedness is not a choice and "south-paw" is hate speech!
How in the world could any adult come to such a silly conclusion about people who use their left hand more?
Your apparent phobia about the "left" ........ In conjunction with the impression you give that you are an extreme left liberal, and/or an anarchist ...... Is this all about your subconscious rebelling with the conflict involved here ? BTW, I suppose you know that there is no proof that Satan is lefthanded ? Jes trying to help.
Try repressing left handed people, enact laws which out-law primary use of the left hand. Make them social outcasts. Create jokes "oh that's just so lefthanded", do this for a a couple of hundred years and you'll be bound for them to stand up in the end.
That is a good way to look at things, like having a spare tire just in case I need to write with an uninjured or lost the other hand. Also works well when I am playing ping pong by myself.... It depends on the issue...
Some scientists think that left-handedness is caused by stress in the womb. Ambidextrous is just a part of that continuum. I wish I were left-handed. Generally it gives you an advantage in most sports, fighting, etc.